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-THEY NEED TO GET TO THE 46
TO KEEP THIS DRIVE ALIVE,
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SO HERE IS FOURTH DOWN...
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WILSON FAKES THE HAND-OFF.
THEY'VE GOT THEM!
THEY'VE GOT THEM!
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SAM ROBERTS FROM THE OUTSIDE
SWIMS PAST THE TACKLE
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AND DRIVES EDWARD STRAIGHT TO
THE TURF FOR A LOSS OF SEVEN.
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HOME CROWD ON THEIR FEET!
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2:10 LEFT ON THE CLOCK...
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ROBERTS SHOWING THAT AMAZING
SPEED FROM THE OUTSIDE.
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UNBELIEVABLE!
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ROBERTS STILL ON THE FIELD --
A LITTLE SLOW GETTING UP.
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MIGHT HAVE HURT HIS KNEE
ON THAT PLAY.
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DUCKS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER
ON DOWNS,
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AND THIS MIGHT BE
THE BALLGAME, FOLKS.
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TRAINING STAFF NOW MAKING
THEIR WAY OUT TO ROBERTS.
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LOOKING AT A REPLAY HERE -- OH!
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YEAH, LOOKS LIKE HIS KNEE
JUST COMPLETELY GIVES OUT
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AS HE PLANTS HIS LEFT FOOT
JUST BEFORE THE TACKLE.
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6'1", 260 IS SAMUEL ROBERTS.
GOOD KID, TOO.
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HAD THE CHANCE TO TALK WITH HIM
EARLIER THIS WEEK.
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HE TOLD ME ABOUT HOW HIS MOM
WOULD WORK TWO AND THREE JOBS
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TO HELP SUPPORT THE FAMILY.
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HE MENTIONED HIS DREAM
OF ONE DAY BUYING HER A HOUSE.
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PRETTY GOOD CHANCE
HE'LL BE ABLE TO MAKE
THAT DREAM COME TRUE,
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AS I THINK THERE'S
NO DOUBT WE'LL BE SEEING
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PLENTY MORE
OF MR. SAMUEL ROBERTS
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PLAYING ON SUNDAYS.
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HI, MEATBALL.
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HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
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YOU WANT SOME FOOD?
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MISS YOU, MOM.
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MILES.
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DAMN.
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411?!
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413?!
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-OOH, BABY!
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-MY SNOOKIE-POO.
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-MY SNOOKIE-POO.
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-MY SNOOKIE-NOOKIE-POO.
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-MILEY-WILEY!
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-THAT INFAMOUS CRUISE LAUGH
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AND TOTALLY TRYING TO
OUTDO ME IN EVERYTHING
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FROM ROCK CLIMBING TO
ARM WRESTLING FOR SOME REASON.
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-TOM CRUISE, REALLY?
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-YEAH, IT WAS LIKE
THE WEIRDEST DREAM.
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-HEY, GIRL.
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YOU WANNA GET MARRIED?
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I'M TOTALLY DOWN FOR KIDS
AND A DOG.
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YOU'RE PRETTY!
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TOO STRONG?
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-NO, SHE'S JUST A BITCH.
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SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL INVISIBLE,
MILES.
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-YOU'RE NOT.
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SHALL WE?
-YEAH.
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DAMN IT.
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-RELAX.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT,
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THEY MAKE THOSE FOR
LITTLE JAPANESE PEOPLE.
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HOLD THIS.
-YEAH, THAT'S GONNA HELP.
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-GOT ANY CASH?
NO, YOU DO NOT.
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OOH, WHO'S THIS?
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-REALLY?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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FOR THE RECORD,
YOUR OBSESSION WITH MY SISTER
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IS KIND OF CREEPY.
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-IT'S NOT AN OBSESSION.
SHE'S MY FRIEND.
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-OH, REALLY?
WHICH FRIEND PICTURE OF ME
DID YOU DECIDE TO GO WITH?
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-WHAT PICTURE?
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-FOR YOUR WALLET.
WHICH FRIEND PIC-
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I DON'T SEE ONE OF ME IN HERE.
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-OH, RIGHT.
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I HAVEN'T REALLY FOUND
THE RIGHT PICTURE.
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-YEAH, LET'S GO.
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MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND
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IS SUPPOSED TO COME
TO POKER TONIGHT.
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-TYSON?
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-YOU EVER NOTICE HOW HE
ALWAYS MANAGES
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TO GET HIS SHIRT OFF SOMEHOW?
-I GUESS.
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-IT'S LIKE McCONAUGHEY
AND HULK HOGAN'S LOVE CHILD.
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-OH, DAMN IT!
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FUCK!
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-YOU OKAY?
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-I'M GOING ON A DIET.
THIS IS IT.
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YOU SOUND LIKE LaSHAWNA
ON HER PERIOD.
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YOU'RE NOT ON YOUR PERIOD,
ARE YOU?
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SORRY.
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WHEN SOMEONE'S
ON THEIR PERIOD,
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NEVER POINT IT OUT --
I GOT IT.
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-I'M TIRED OF BEING FAT, MILES.
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I'M TIRED OF BEING INVISIBLE,
AND I'M TIRED OF BEING --
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-YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT THAT FAT.
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-I'M OVER 400 POUNDS.
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-FOUR?
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YOU WEAR IT WELL?
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-I'M GOING ON A DIET.
THIS IS IT.
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-GOOD.
THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
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-IT'S GOOD.
-GOOD, SEE?
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-PLEASE DON'T HUG ME.
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-NO?
YEAH, BAD IDEA.
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YOU, UH, NEED HELP
WITH THAT, OR...?
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-I GOT IT.
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YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE
FOR WORK.
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-♪ HERE I SIT BROKEN HEARTED
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♪ HERE I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
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-DUDE, SHE'S SO FRICKIN' HOT.
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LOOK AT THAT BODY.
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AND THAT OUTFIT -- RIDICULOUS.
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-YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY --
SOMEWHERE, SOMEONE
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IS TIRED OF PUTTING UP
WITH HER SHIT.
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-WHERE?
I WANNA BE THAT GUY, MILES.
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I WANNA BE THE GUY WHO'S SICK
AND TIRED OF HITTING THAT.
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-YEAH, ME TOO, BUT UNTIL THEN,
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I'M GONNA CLEAN UP
THE BALLS ON 24.
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-♪ ...LIKE ME
AND THAT'S A FACT ♪
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♪ BUT THE CLOSET'S EMPTY,
AND YOUR BAGS ARE PACKED ♪
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♪ I THINK YOUR LOVE TRAIN
IS MOVIN' DOWN THE TRACKS.. ♪
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-WITHOUT LEIGH HUNT,
THERE WOULD BE NO KEATS.
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HE TOOK THE FIRST RISK
BY PUBLISHING IT,
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ALBEIT JUST IN A MAGAZINE.
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-WELL, YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE, TOO.
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-BUT WHEN?
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KEATS WAS PUBLISHED
AND DEAD BY 25.
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-ALL RIGHT, WELL,
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MAYBE YOU NEED TO SIMPLIFY
YOUR WORK A BIT, YOU KNOW,
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MAKE IT MORE CONSUMABLE
FOR THE MASSES?
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-MY EXPERIENCE WITH ALGEBRAIC
LITERATURE IS A PRIMAL NEED.
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I HAVE TO EXPAND AND INTENSIFY
SOCIETY'S EXISTING WORD SCAPE.
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IF I MADE MY WORK
MORE ACCESSIBLE,
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THAT WOULD FEEL LIKE --
LIKE A CHICANERY.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO GO BOWLING?
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-WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
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-WE'RE HERE FOR MY MOM...
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AND HER NEW BOYFRIEND.
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AAAGH.
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THIS IS SUCH
THE FAT MAN'S SPORT.
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-GOOD FOR YOU, BUDDY.
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-EXCUSE ME?
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DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT?
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-WHAT WAS THAT?
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-HAS A MOLLY SEMPLETON
CHECKED IN YET?
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SHE SHOULD HAVE A RESERVATION
FOR FOUR.
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-UH, NOPE. NOT YET.
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- OF COURSE. WHY SHOULD SHE
BE ON TIME?
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ALL RIGHT, MAYBE GO AHEAD
AND PUT THROUGH
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THE LANE SHE'S RESERVED.
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-WHAT SIZE SHOES?
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-I'M A 10, AND YOU ARE...?
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-I'M A 7 1/2.
-7 1/2
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-AN 8 AND A 7 1/2.
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-A 10.
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-RIGHT. SHE IS A 10.
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-A 7 1/2 AND A 10.
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-I JUST NEED A CARD
TO HOLD ON TO.
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-YOU CAN PAY FOR THE SHOES
AND THE LANE WHEN YOU FINISH.
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-WE'LL BE PAYING SEPARATELY.
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AND ALSO MOLLY AND HER GUEST
WILL BE PAYING SEPARATELY, TOO.
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-I JUST NEED A CARD
TO HOLD ON TO.
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-HERE, YOU CAN HAVE MY CARD.
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-NO, IT'S FINE.
WE CAN USE MINE...
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AS LONG AS I DON'T GET STUCK
PAYING FOR EVERYONE.
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-LANE FOUR.
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-I'M GONNA GO GRAB SOME WATER.
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-ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE
YOUR SHOES?
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-CAN YOU JUST TAKE THEM
TO THE LANE FOR ME?
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-EH...
-YOU CAN LEAVE THEM HERE.
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-THERE YOU GO.
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-NO, THAT'S OKAY.
THANK YOU.
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I'LL JUST TAKE THEM.
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-THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET.
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-JUST WANT THE TASTE.
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-GOOD, GOOD.
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I'M THE KIND OF GIRL
THAT LIKES TO SWALLOW.
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-YOU LOOK LIKE THAT TYPE.
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-THANK YOU.
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WANT SOME?
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-EW!
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EW!
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- YOU WANT SOME PRETZELS, SAMMY?
HMM?
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I'LL GET YOU A SPIT BUCKET
IF YOU JUST WANT A TASTE.
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-NO, THANK YOU.
-WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
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-SAMMY HERE IS ON A MISSION
TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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-GOOD FOR YOU, SAM. I SHOULD
REALLY LOSE SOME WEIGHT MYSELF.
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-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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-I'M A TRAINER.
I HAVE TO HAVE A SICK BODY.
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AND I ALWAYS FEEL FAT
WHEN I'M NEXT TO TYSON.
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-YOU DO HAVE A SICK BODY.
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-I GET THAT, THOUGH.
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THAT'S WHY I'M WITH THIS ONE
RIGHT HERE.
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SO WHENEVER I FEEL FAT
I LOOK AT HIM,
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AND I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
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-WOW, THANKS.
WHENEVER I'M FEELING FAT,
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I JUST LOOK AT HIM
AND I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
-SHUT UP.
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-YOU KNOW, SAM, IF YOU
REALLY ARE SERIOUS
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ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT,
YOU SHOULD COME TO FAT CUTTERS.
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WE'RE SMALL, BUT WE'RE GOOD,
AND I CAN GET YOU A DISCOUNT.
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-LOOK, SAM, I LOVE YOU, BUD,
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BUT THIS LOSING-WEIGHT THING,
YOU KNOW,
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IT'S NOT GOING TO HIT
DOUBLE DIGITS WITH YOU.
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-I'LL BET YOU
I CAN LOSE MORE WEIGHT THAN YOU.
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LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY.
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-I CAN LOSE MORE WEIGHT IN
A DAY, A WEEK, A MONTH,
A YEAR -- YOU NAME IT.
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-REALLY? WHY DON'T YOU PUT SOME
MONEY WHERE YOUR FAT MOUTH IS?
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-NAME THE AMOUNT.
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-$12.
-$1,200.
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-YOU DON'T HAVE $1,200, DIPSHIT.
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-$200.
-REALLY?
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-$100.
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-OKAY, DEAL. DONE.
-THIS IS EXCITING.
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-SEVEN DAYS.
-A MONTH.
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-TWO.
-OOOH!
-I WANT IN ON THIS.
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I BET I CAN LOSE MORE WEIGHT
IN EIGHT WEEKS
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THAN EITHER OF YOU.
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-OKAY, FIRST OF ALL,
IT'S TWO MONTHS.
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SECOND OF ALL,
I'LL TAKE YOUR MONEY.
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-NO, NO, NO, I'M GONNA BE TAKING
EVERYONE'S MONEY.
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LaSHAWNA, YOU WANT IN ON THIS?
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-MNH-MNH. NO, THANK YOU.
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-YEAH, GOOD CALL.
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-GOOD CALL ABOUT WHAT?
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-ABOUT THE WAY FOOD
GETS SUCKED UP YOUR PIE HOLE.
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-DRUNK ASS, MILES!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
COUNT ME IN.
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-REALLY? ALL RIGHT.
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-TO WEIGHT LOSS.
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-WEIGHT LOSS! WHOO!
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-JUST A TASTE.
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-SO I'M TOTALLY JUMPING ON
THIS WEIGHT LOSS TOMORROW.
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-MM-HMM, TOMORROW.
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-RIGHT.
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HI, MEATBALL.
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HOW YOU DOING, BUDDY?
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YOU'RE ON A DIET, TOO.
231
00:12:54,683 --> 00:12:56,987
IT'S FOR THE BEST.
232
00:12:58,487 --> 00:12:59,856
THERE YOU GO, MAMA.
233
00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:02,625
-OKAY, LAST SIGNATURE.
234
00:13:02,725 --> 00:13:05,796
-IT'S LIKE I'M BUYING A HOUSE.
-CONGRATULATIONS!
235
00:13:05,896 --> 00:13:08,697
YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE FIRST
STEP TO THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
236
00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:11,433
GO GET CHANGED, AND I'LL LET
CASSIE KNOW YOU'RE HERE.
237
00:13:11,534 --> 00:13:12,836
-OKAY. CASSIE?!
238
00:13:12,936 --> 00:13:14,070
A GIRL TRAINER?
239
00:13:14,171 --> 00:13:16,305
YOU WON'T GET JEALOUS?
240
00:13:16,405 --> 00:13:18,507
I'LL TRY NOT TO.
241
00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:22,478
-IS THAT HER OVER THERE?
-NO, THAT'S MELISSA.
242
00:13:22,578 --> 00:13:25,614
CASSIE, LET'S SEE,
SHE'S OVER THERE...
243
00:13:25,714 --> 00:13:26,749
READING A BOOK.
244
00:13:26,850 --> 00:13:29,286
-OH, YEAH, SHE'S CUTE.
245
00:13:29,418 --> 00:13:30,653
IS SHE SMOKING?
246
00:13:30,753 --> 00:13:33,156
-IS SHE? OH!
247
00:13:33,256 --> 00:13:35,324
THIS IS LIKE THE FIFTH TIME
SHE'S DONE THIS.
248
00:13:35,424 --> 00:13:37,493
WELL, YOU GO CHANGE
WHILE I GO TELL SOMEONE
249
00:13:37,593 --> 00:13:40,763
ABOUT THE SMOKING AREA
OUTSIDE -- AGAIN.
250
00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:43,099
-THANKS, GINGER.
251
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:52,108
HI.
-HI.
252
00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:54,978
-I'M SAM.
I BELIEVE YOU'LL
BE COACHING ME TODAY.
253
00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:57,848
-OH, HEY, I'M CASSIE.
I'M YOUR TRAINER.
254
00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,249
HAVEN'T WE MET BEFORE?
255
00:13:59,348 --> 00:14:02,219
-YEAH. I WORK
AT THE BOWLING ALLEY.
256
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,520
YOU CAME IN THE OTHER DAY.
-OH, RIGHT.
257
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:07,790
SORRY, DO YOU MIND
IF I FINISH THIS?
-NO, THAT'S COOL.
258
00:14:07,891 --> 00:14:10,492
-SO, SAM, HAVE YOU EVER
WORKED OUT IN A GYM BEFORE?
259
00:14:10,593 --> 00:14:13,063
- ALTHOUGH IT
MAY NOT LOOK LIKE IT,
260
00:14:13,163 --> 00:14:15,431
I'VE ACTUALLY SPENT
HALF MY LIFE IN THE GYMS.
261
00:14:15,531 --> 00:14:17,267
I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL.
262
00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:19,135
-HIGH SCHOOL?
-COLLEGE.
263
00:14:19,236 --> 00:14:21,737
-MY DAD PLAYED FOOTBALL.
-OH, REALLY? COLLEGE, OR...?
264
00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:23,739
-PROFESSIONAL.
-SWEET.
265
00:14:23,839 --> 00:14:25,574
WHAT TEAM DID HE PLAY FOR?
266
00:14:25,674 --> 00:14:28,144
-UM...
267
00:14:35,018 --> 00:14:37,753
I'M SORRY, ARE YOU
EATING A CANDY BAR?
268
00:14:37,853 --> 00:14:40,023
-ENERGY BAR.
269
00:14:41,925 --> 00:14:43,360
IT'S COVERED IN CHOCOLATE.
270
00:14:43,459 --> 00:14:45,461
-YEAH.
271
00:14:45,561 --> 00:14:46,963
- OKAY.
272
00:14:47,063 --> 00:14:50,666
UM, ALL RIGHT, WELL,
LET'S NOT DO THAT,
273
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,269
YOU KNOW, EVER AGAIN,
274
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:54,905
ESPECIALLY NOT TWO MINUTES
BEFORE WE WORK OUT, OKAY?
275
00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:56,907
-BUT I USED TO ALWAYS EAT
BEFORE PRACTICE.
276
00:14:57,007 --> 00:14:58,308
-YEAH.
277
00:14:58,407 --> 00:15:01,877
-WHAT TEAM DID
YOUR DAD PLAY FOR?
278
00:15:01,978 --> 00:15:03,380
-IT DOESN'T MATTER.
279
00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:05,148
-WHY NOT?
280
00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:08,584
-BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT
TO GO WORK OUT.
281
00:15:09,986 --> 00:15:12,488
COME ON, HOP UP HERE.
282
00:15:12,588 --> 00:15:14,024
ANY PAST INJURIES?
283
00:15:14,124 --> 00:15:16,293
OH, YEAH, THREW OUT MY ACL.
284
00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:19,262
BROKEN ARM, BROKEN FOOT, TOO
MANY SPRAINS TO EVEN TALK ABOUT,
285
00:15:19,362 --> 00:15:21,398
BUT IT WAS THE ACL
THAT SENT ME HOME.
286
00:15:21,497 --> 00:15:23,400
-AND YOU HAVEN'T
WORKED OUT SINCE?
287
00:15:23,499 --> 00:15:25,402
-NOPE, NOT LIKE
IN SIX OR SEVEN YEARS.
288
00:15:25,501 --> 00:15:27,703
-OKAY, IS THERE ANY PAIN LEFT?
289
00:15:27,803 --> 00:15:29,005
-MOSTLY EMOTIONAL.
290
00:15:29,105 --> 00:15:31,141
PERFECT.
291
00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,976
-JUST WANT TO WARN YOU, THOUGH,
292
00:15:33,076 --> 00:15:35,111
I HAVEN'T REALLY RUN
IN A WHILE, SO...
293
00:15:35,211 --> 00:15:36,980
NOT REALLY SURE
HOW THIS IS GONNA GO.
294
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,083
-OKAY, WELL,
WE'LL START YOU OFF WITH A WALK.
295
00:15:40,183 --> 00:15:42,818
-OKAY. THANKS, COACH.
296
00:15:42,918 --> 00:15:45,587
-DON'T CALL ME COACH.
297
00:15:53,696 --> 00:15:56,699
-IT'S NOT SO BAD.
298
00:15:56,799 --> 00:15:59,501
-KIND OF NICE, ACTUALLY.
299
00:16:05,175 --> 00:16:06,809
-HOW'S IT GOING?
300
00:16:06,909 --> 00:16:09,212
-AH, OH! UGH!
301
00:16:09,312 --> 00:16:11,780
THAT ENERGY BAR WAS A BAD IDEA.
302
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,917
-YES, IT WAS.
303
00:16:15,018 --> 00:16:18,288
OKAY, LET'S WORK OUT.
304
00:16:23,093 --> 00:16:25,794
HERE YOU GO.
305
00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:27,796
-WHAT ABOUT THE REAL WEIGHTS?
306
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:29,466
-WE'LL GET TO THEM SOON ENOUGH.
307
00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:31,900
THESE ARE MUCH BETTER
FOR YOUR CORE ANYWAY.
308
00:16:32,002 --> 00:16:33,702
-THEY JUST LOOK SO WIMPY.
309
00:16:35,138 --> 00:16:36,839
-OH, SWEET JESUS!
310
00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:38,141
OH!
311
00:16:38,241 --> 00:16:39,708
-COME ON, FOOTBALL PLAYER.
312
00:16:39,808 --> 00:16:40,909
YOU'VE GOT THREE MORE...
313
00:16:41,011 --> 00:16:42,479
-OH!
314
00:16:42,578 --> 00:16:43,946
-TWO MORE...
315
00:16:44,047 --> 00:16:45,814
-OH!
316
00:16:45,914 --> 00:16:46,882
OH!
317
00:16:46,982 --> 00:16:48,784
-ONE MORE.
318
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:49,918
GOOD.
319
00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:52,122
NOW GIVE ME 10 MORE.
320
00:16:55,191 --> 00:16:57,127
OH, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
321
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,229
-THAT'S RIGHT, AND YOU
WILL BE REBORN
322
00:16:59,329 --> 00:17:01,597
FASTER, STRONGER, AND LIGHTER.
323
00:17:01,697 --> 00:17:02,898
GOOD.
324
00:17:02,998 --> 00:17:04,267
THREE...
325
00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:06,036
TWO...
326
00:17:06,136 --> 00:17:07,404
ONE.
327
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,339
-PERFECT.
-I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BABIES.
328
00:17:09,439 --> 00:17:12,541
-THAT WOULD BE A TERRIBLE IDEA.
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO EAT RED MEAT.
329
00:17:15,478 --> 00:17:18,580
COME ON, FOOTBALL PLAYER.
YOU'VE GOT IT.
330
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,692
-YOU OKAY?
331
00:17:36,565 --> 00:17:39,469
JUST NOT SURE I'M READY
FOR ALL THIS.
332
00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:41,804
-YOUR BODY JUST NEEDS
TO GET USED TO IT AGAIN.
333
00:17:41,904 --> 00:17:44,706
I'M SURE YOU'VE HAD MUCH HARDER
WORKOUTS THAN THIS BEFORE.
334
00:17:44,807 --> 00:17:48,744
-YEAH, I HAVE, BUT...
335
00:17:50,813 --> 00:17:53,982
...I THINK
I WANT TO DO SOMETHING ELSE.
336
00:17:54,084 --> 00:17:55,818
-ARE YOU SURE?
337
00:17:57,019 --> 00:17:58,754
OKAY.
338
00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,686
-STUPID.
339
00:20:17,059 --> 00:20:19,696
WHAT ARE YOU READING?
340
00:20:19,795 --> 00:20:22,030
-A BOOK.
341
00:20:22,130 --> 00:20:27,769
-SO, I WAS GIVING IT
SOME THOUGHT AND...
342
00:20:27,869 --> 00:20:32,442
SO, I WAS THINKING MAYBE
I SHOULD TRY THIS AGAIN.
343
00:20:32,542 --> 00:20:36,246
-SURE. YOU PAID FOR THE MONTH,
SO GO AHEAD AND SIGN IN.
344
00:20:36,346 --> 00:20:38,414
-COOL.
345
00:20:38,514 --> 00:20:41,384
SO, ARE YOU GONNA COACH ME?
346
00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:44,254
-I'M A TRAINER, NOT A COACH.
347
00:20:44,354 --> 00:20:46,955
-TRAINER.
ARE YOU GONNA TRAIN ME?
348
00:20:47,055 --> 00:20:49,224
-THAT DEPENDS.
ARE YOU GONNA QUIT AGAIN?
349
00:20:49,325 --> 00:20:50,693
-I'LL TRY NOT TO.
350
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,663
-ARE YOU GONNA QUIT AGAIN?
-NO.
351
00:20:55,365 --> 00:20:58,834
-OKAY. GO AHEAD AND GET CHANGED.
I'LL MEET YOU OVER
BY THE TREADMILLS.
352
00:20:58,934 --> 00:21:01,870
OH, AND IF YOU'RE STILL HERE
NEXT WEEK, WE CAN GO OUTSIDE.
353
00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,339
-WHY?
354
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:10,846
CAN YOU GIVE ME A JOG?
355
00:21:10,946 --> 00:21:13,181
AW, COME ON, I THOUGHT YOU
USED TO BE A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
356
00:21:13,283 --> 00:21:14,550
IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?
357
00:21:14,651 --> 00:21:17,420
-THAT'S WHY THIS
IS ALL I'VE GOT.
358
00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,455
AH, LOOK AT THAT.
359
00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:21,123
I LIKE IT WHEN YOU SMILE.
360
00:21:21,223 --> 00:21:23,258
MAKES YOU LOOK LESS MEAN.
361
00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,994
-OKAY, FOOTBALL PLAYER,
KEEP ON JOGGING.
362
00:21:26,094 --> 00:21:27,430
OR WALKING,
363
00:21:27,530 --> 00:21:29,766
SINCE APPARENTLY
THAT'S ALL YOU CAN DO.
364
00:21:29,865 --> 00:21:32,100
-WOW, YOU ARE BOUND
AND DETERMINED
365
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:35,405
TO DEMASCULINE ME WITH THESE
GIRLIE WEIGHTS, AREN'T YOU?
366
00:21:35,505 --> 00:21:37,607
-HAVE FAITH IN THE SMALL THINGS.
367
00:21:37,707 --> 00:21:39,475
IN THEM, YOUR STRENGTH LIES.
368
00:21:39,575 --> 00:21:41,243
ARE YOU REFERRING TO MY...
369
00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:43,313
-NO. MOTHER TERESA.
370
00:21:43,413 --> 00:21:45,113
-HOW'D YOU KNOW
THAT'S WHAT I NAMED HIM?
371
00:21:45,213 --> 00:21:47,916
-OKAY, THERE'S NO NEED TO GO
THERE WITH MOTHER TERESA.
372
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:52,355
LET'S TRY HOLDING THE WEIGHTS
OUT PERPENDICULAR NOW.
373
00:21:54,923 --> 00:21:57,560
OKAY, AND WE'RE GONNA DO
SMALL ARM ROLLS.
THERE YOU GO.
374
00:21:57,660 --> 00:21:58,927
-ARE YOU A CATHOLIC?
375
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:00,929
NO, BUT YOU DON'T NEED
TO BE A CATHOLIC
376
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,065
TO APPRECIATE A GOOD
MOTHER TERESA QUOTE.
377
00:22:03,165 --> 00:22:04,933
-ONLY QUOTE I KNOW IS,
378
00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:07,637
"WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU
MAKES YOU STRONGER."
379
00:22:07,737 --> 00:22:09,505
COACH GRONSKI SAID THAT.
380
00:22:09,605 --> 00:22:12,508
COACH GRONSKI
IS NO MOTHER TERESA.
381
00:22:12,608 --> 00:22:13,810
NOT AT ALL.
382
00:22:13,909 --> 00:22:15,812
-OKAY, FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE
SAID THAT.
383
00:22:15,911 --> 00:22:16,845
-WHAT'S THAT?
384
00:22:16,945 --> 00:22:18,748
-FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE,
THE PHILOSOPHER.
385
00:22:18,847 --> 00:22:21,517
IT'S FROM HIS BOOK "HOW ONE
BECOMES FROM WHAT ONE IS".
386
00:22:21,617 --> 00:22:23,985
-SOUNDS LIKE HE STOLE THAT QUOTE
FROM COACH GRONSKI.
387
00:22:24,086 --> 00:22:25,655
-NOT LIKELY.
388
00:22:25,755 --> 00:22:28,256
OKAY, LET'S HOLD THE ARMS OUT
STRAIGHT IN FRONT.
389
00:22:28,358 --> 00:22:32,462
AND WE'RE GONNA COUNT DOWN
FROM 10.
390
00:22:32,562 --> 00:22:33,995
10...
391
00:22:34,096 --> 00:22:35,598
NINE...
392
00:22:35,698 --> 00:22:37,800
EIGHT...
-UGH, YOU'RE LIKE WIKIPEDIA.
393
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:41,002
-I LIKE TO READ.
SIX...
394
00:22:41,103 --> 00:22:43,338
FIVE...
395
00:22:43,439 --> 00:22:45,140
FOUR...
396
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,510
-YOU KNOW, I'VE ONLY READ ONE
BOOK THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH.
397
00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:50,546
-TWO...
VERY SURPRISING. ONE.
398
00:22:50,646 --> 00:22:52,881
OKAY, RELAX.
399
00:22:55,485 --> 00:22:57,152
WHAT BOOK DID YOU READ?
400
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,655
-"JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH."
401
00:22:59,756 --> 00:23:01,323
I WAS IN THE SIXTH GRADE.
402
00:23:01,424 --> 00:23:03,058
IT MADE ME REALLY LOVE
PEACHES...
403
00:23:03,158 --> 00:23:05,795
AND WHIPPED CREAM --
MAINLY WHIPPED CREAM.
404
00:23:05,894 --> 00:23:09,164
-YEAH, I CAN IMAGINE.
IT'S A GOOD BOOK.
405
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:10,999
-YOU'VE READ IT?
-A COUPLE TIMES.
406
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:13,436
ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET BACK UP THERE,
407
00:23:13,536 --> 00:23:15,904
AND THIS TIME DO --
408
00:23:16,004 --> 00:23:19,141
LET'S JUST HOLD THE WEIGHTS UP
30 DEGREES HIGHER.
409
00:23:22,545 --> 00:23:24,980
SO, DID YOU FINISH COLLEGE?
410
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,549
-NO.
411
00:23:26,649 --> 00:23:28,451
WHAT COLLEGE DID YOU ATTEND?
412
00:23:28,551 --> 00:23:31,019
-I DIDN'T.
I MEAN, WELL, NOT YET.
413
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,320
I'M SAVING UP NOW.
414
00:23:32,422 --> 00:23:35,023
-REALLY? I THOUGHT YOU WOULD
HAVE BEEN DONE BY NOW.
415
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:36,291
YOU SEEM SO SMART.
416
00:23:36,391 --> 00:23:37,827
-OH, YEAH, HOW SMART AM I?
417
00:23:37,926 --> 00:23:41,963
I'M STANDING OUT HERE
WITH A GIANT MAN,
418
00:23:42,063 --> 00:23:44,434
HELPING HIM HOLD UP
TINY, TINY WEIGHTS.
419
00:23:44,534 --> 00:23:46,702
-SMART.
-AND I SMOKE.
420
00:23:46,803 --> 00:23:48,203
-THAT'S PRETTY DUMB.
421
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:49,505
-YEAH.
422
00:23:49,605 --> 00:23:51,072
I GUESS "DUMB" IS
A GOOD WORD FOR IT.
423
00:23:51,173 --> 00:23:54,042
-YEAH, THE DUMB
LEADING THE DUMB.
424
00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,344
-IT'S THE BLIND
LEADING THE BLIND.
425
00:23:56,446 --> 00:23:58,146
-WHO SAID THAT?
426
00:23:58,246 --> 00:23:59,916
-THE THREE MICE.
427
00:24:01,316 --> 00:24:03,519
-OKAY, STOP NOW.
428
00:24:06,656 --> 00:24:09,391
-WE'RE GONNA DO -- CALL TWO.
429
00:24:09,492 --> 00:24:10,959
OOH, I LIKE THAT.
430
00:24:11,059 --> 00:24:13,228
-THERE HE IS!
-WHAT'S UP, GUYS?
431
00:24:13,328 --> 00:24:14,664
-WHAT'S UP, BUDDY?
432
00:24:14,764 --> 00:24:16,298
I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND,
BUT I STOLE YOUR SEAT.
433
00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:19,234
-NAH, IT'S COOL. WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS PLAYING -- STRIP POKER?
434
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:20,736
-NO.
435
00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:24,439
-WHERE'S GINGER AT?
436
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,174
-SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM
TAKING A SHIT.
437
00:24:26,274 --> 00:24:27,976
WHY DON'T YOU PULL UP
A CHAIR AND JOIN US?
438
00:24:28,076 --> 00:24:31,179
I'D LOVE TO TAKE YOUR MONEY.
-NAH, I'VE GOT A NEW BOOK.
439
00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:32,648
I'M GONNA GO READ.
440
00:24:32,748 --> 00:24:35,585
YOU GUYS HAVE FUN, THOUGH.
441
00:24:39,287 --> 00:24:43,659
-IT'S NOT A BOOK.
IT'S A FUCKING CHOCOLATE BAR.
442
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:49,765
AH, SAM'S NOT THE ONLY ONE
HAVING A GOOD WORKOUT, HUH?
443
00:24:49,866 --> 00:24:54,069
BOTH OF US.
444
00:24:56,873 --> 00:24:59,542
-THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
445
00:24:59,642 --> 00:25:03,011
TO WIN THIS WEIGHT WAR,
I'M GONNA BE GOING SOLO.
446
00:25:03,111 --> 00:25:05,380
I'M NOT HELPING YOU WIN
THIS THING.
447
00:25:07,783 --> 00:25:09,519
ARE YOU MAD?
448
00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:11,621
-NO. OKAY?
449
00:25:11,721 --> 00:25:14,757
I JUST -- I JUST HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
450
00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:16,424
-OKAY, WHAT?
-I'M PREGNANT.
451
00:25:16,526 --> 00:25:19,394
-WHAT?
-I'M PREGNANT.
452
00:25:19,494 --> 00:25:21,062
-BULLSHIT.
-NO, I AM.
453
00:25:21,162 --> 00:25:22,999
I AM PREGNANT, MILES.
-NO, NO, NO.
454
00:25:23,098 --> 00:25:26,034
MILES.
-WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW?
455
00:25:26,134 --> 00:25:28,436
-BECAUSE I'M FATIGUED.
-SO AM I.
456
00:25:28,538 --> 00:25:30,071
-OKAY, MY BREASTS ARE TENDER.
457
00:25:30,171 --> 00:25:32,440
-THEY SHOULD BE.
-REALLY? NO.
458
00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,544
I GET SICK IN THE MORNING,
MILES.
459
00:25:34,644 --> 00:25:37,580
SO...I'M PREGNANT.
460
00:25:41,149 --> 00:25:44,119
WELL...
-UH-HUH.
461
00:25:46,521 --> 00:25:49,190
-ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?
462
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:51,827
-YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'LL DEFINITELY
LOSE THE WEIGHT WAR.
463
00:25:51,928 --> 00:25:54,129
WHAT?!
-PUTS ME FURTHER FORWARD.
464
00:25:54,229 --> 00:25:57,532
-ARE YOU SERIOUS, MILES?
YOU REALLY DON'T GET THIS,
DO YOU?
465
00:26:03,538 --> 00:26:06,709
-YOU'RE PREGNANT.
466
00:26:06,809 --> 00:26:09,210
-WE'RE PREGNANT.
467
00:26:09,311 --> 00:26:11,112
-WE'RE PREGNANT.
468
00:26:11,212 --> 00:26:12,715
-WE'RE PREGNANT!
469
00:26:14,684 --> 00:26:15,651
OH, BOY!
470
00:26:15,751 --> 00:26:18,955
-OR GIRL!
471
00:26:21,222 --> 00:26:24,060
-I'M JUST SO ANNOYED BECAUSE
HE BREAKS UP WITH ME
472
00:26:24,159 --> 00:26:25,828
AND THEN PROCEEDS TO --
AND GET THIS --
473
00:26:25,928 --> 00:26:27,997
INVITE ME TO HIS POETRY READING.
474
00:26:28,096 --> 00:26:31,000
-I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW PEOPLE
DID POETRY READINGS.
475
00:26:31,099 --> 00:26:34,436
-YEAH, WELL, HE'S KIND OF
A DORK, BUT...
476
00:26:34,536 --> 00:26:36,504
THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM.
477
00:26:36,606 --> 00:26:39,574
-YOU SHOULD JUST SHOW UP
TO THE READING WITH
SOME OTHER GUY.
478
00:26:39,675 --> 00:26:41,811
-WHAT? I CAN'T DO THAT.
479
00:26:41,911 --> 00:26:44,013
BESIDES, WHAT KIND OF GUY
WOULD I EVEN TAKE?
480
00:26:44,112 --> 00:26:46,514
YOU WANT ME TO TAKE
A BIG MEATHEAD LIKE TYSON?
481
00:26:46,616 --> 00:26:48,851
-WHAT IS WRONG WITH TYSON?
482
00:26:48,951 --> 00:26:50,753
-HE'S A MEATHEAD.
-MEATHEAD?
483
00:26:50,853 --> 00:26:53,588
-YEAH, AS IN, YOU ONLY LIKE HIM
FOR HIS BODY.
484
00:26:53,689 --> 00:26:56,391
-WHEN YOU PULL BACK LIKE THIS -
SEE MY BACK MUSCLES WORKING?
485
00:26:56,491 --> 00:26:57,693
SEE THAT?
486
00:26:57,793 --> 00:26:59,962
NO, I LIKE HIM, TOO.
487
00:27:00,062 --> 00:27:01,329
-YEAH, YOU LIKE HIS BODY.
488
00:27:01,429 --> 00:27:03,666
-OH, MY GOD, I DO!
489
00:27:03,766 --> 00:27:06,601
IT IS SUCH A GOOD BODY!
490
00:27:06,702 --> 00:27:08,638
-JUST SO CRAZY.
491
00:27:08,738 --> 00:27:10,906
-IN A GOOD WAY.
-WHATEVER.
492
00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:13,308
THE WAY I SEE IT,
THE LESS INTERESTING A MAN IS
493
00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:15,077
THE LESS LIKELY HE IS
TO CHEAT ON YOU.
494
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:18,513
-WELL, DUH. I MEAN, NO ONE
WANTS THE BORING ONES.
495
00:27:18,613 --> 00:27:20,181
-I DO.
496
00:27:20,281 --> 00:27:22,417
-DID YOUR HIGH SCHOOL BOYFRIEND
CHEAT ON YOU
497
00:27:22,517 --> 00:27:24,619
WITH THE ENTIRE CHEERLEADING
SQUAD OR SOMETHING?
498
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,221
-NO.
499
00:27:26,321 --> 00:27:28,623
-THEN WHY ARE YOU SO AFRAID
OF GETTING CHEATED ON?
500
00:27:28,724 --> 00:27:30,525
-I'M NOT!
-RIGHT.
501
00:27:30,625 --> 00:27:31,794
-HI, GINGER. HI, CASSIE.
502
00:27:31,894 --> 00:27:33,763
-HI, SAM.
-HEY, FOOTBALL PLAYER.
503
00:27:33,863 --> 00:27:36,832
SO, YOU WANT TO GET CHANGED
AND I'LL MEET YOU BY
THE LOCKER ROOMS?
504
00:27:36,932 --> 00:27:38,500
-OKAY.
-HOW YOU FEELING, BY THE WAY?
505
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,070
-MY FAT TISSUES ARE SO SORE.
506
00:27:41,169 --> 00:27:43,638
-PERFECT.
-THANKS, COACH.
507
00:27:43,739 --> 00:27:46,042
-IT'S TRAINER.
508
00:27:47,575 --> 00:27:50,545
-YOU SHOULD DATE SAM.
509
00:27:50,645 --> 00:27:52,347
HE WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU.
510
00:27:52,447 --> 00:27:55,350
-OH, PLEASE. A FOOTBALL PLAYER
AND A TERRIBLE BODY?
511
00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:56,852
THERE'S NO WAY. MNH-MNH.
512
00:27:56,952 --> 00:27:58,721
OH, SO A GOOD BODY DOES MATTER?
513
00:27:58,821 --> 00:28:00,522
-OH, MY GOD. SAM!
514
00:28:00,622 --> 00:28:02,290
YES, I CAN TAKE SAM.
515
00:28:02,390 --> 00:28:04,292
THAT WOULD TOTALLY PISS
STEPHAN OFF.
516
00:28:04,392 --> 00:28:05,493
HE HATES FAT PEOPLE.
517
00:28:05,593 --> 00:28:09,230
-NO, NO, NO. DON'T TAKE SAM.
BE NICE TO SAM.
518
00:28:09,330 --> 00:28:11,566
I AM BEING NICE.
I'M TAKING HIM OUT.
519
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:12,902
PLUS, HE'S MET STEPHAN BEFORE.
520
00:28:13,002 --> 00:28:15,071
HE'D BE INTO GETTING BACK
AT HIM WITH ME.
521
00:28:15,171 --> 00:28:16,972
-NO, JUST TAKE SOMEONE ELSE.
522
00:28:17,073 --> 00:28:18,774
-WHY? I'LL BE HONEST
WITH HIM FROM THE START.
523
00:28:18,874 --> 00:28:20,375
I'LL LET HIM KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON.
524
00:28:20,475 --> 00:28:23,079
-YOU HAVE TO BE.
-THIS IS SO PERFECT.
525
00:28:24,914 --> 00:28:28,283
HEY, SO, I KIND OF HAVE
THIS FAVOR TO ASK.
526
00:28:28,383 --> 00:28:29,651
-YEAH?
527
00:28:29,752 --> 00:28:31,020
-WELL, I DON'T KNOW
528
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,089
IF YOU ALREADY HAVE PLANS
FOR TOMORROW NIGHT,
529
00:28:33,189 --> 00:28:36,158
BUT I HAVE THESE EXTRA TICKETS
TO THIS POETRY READING.
530
00:28:36,257 --> 00:28:37,292
-NO, THANKS.
531
00:28:37,392 --> 00:28:39,061
-EXCUSE ME?
532
00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:40,695
-YEAH, NOT REALLY INTERESTED.
533
00:28:40,796 --> 00:28:42,530
-OKAY.
-POETRY?
534
00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:44,466
-YEAH.
-WITH YOU?
535
00:28:44,566 --> 00:28:46,701
-YEAH.
-NO.
536
00:28:46,802 --> 00:28:52,007
-OKAY, I JUST WANTED
TO -- WHATEVER, IT
DOESN'T MATTER.
537
00:28:53,641 --> 00:28:56,544
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
OF COURSE I'LL GO WITH YOU!
538
00:28:56,644 --> 00:28:58,513
-WAIT. REALLY?
539
00:28:58,613 --> 00:29:00,182
-YEAH.
540
00:29:00,281 --> 00:29:03,919
-OKAY, BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT IT.
541
00:29:04,019 --> 00:29:06,122
-DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'M ON BOARD.
542
00:29:06,222 --> 00:29:08,456
-NO, I REALLY SHOULD --
-YOU'RE GONNA BE THERE, RIGHT?
543
00:29:08,556 --> 00:29:10,226
-YES, BUT --
544
00:29:10,325 --> 00:29:12,594
-WAIT A SECOND.
IS THIS A DARE?
545
00:29:12,694 --> 00:29:14,764
-NO.
-SOME SORT OF JOKE?
546
00:29:14,864 --> 00:29:16,198
-NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT.
547
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:19,267
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE
THESE EXTRA TICKETS
548
00:29:19,367 --> 00:29:22,704
TO THIS POETRY READING,
AND I WOULD LIKE TO GO WITH YOU,
549
00:29:22,805 --> 00:29:24,506
BUT, UM...
550
00:29:24,606 --> 00:29:27,009
YOU KNOW, AS FRIENDS,
NOT LIKE A DATE DATE.
551
00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:28,676
-YEAH, FRIENDS, OF COURSE.
552
00:29:28,778 --> 00:29:30,712
OOH, WHAT SHOULD I WEAR?
553
00:29:30,813 --> 00:29:32,380
SHOULD I GET A NEW OUTFIT?
554
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,618
-NO, YOU DEFINITELY DON'T NEED
TO GET A NEW OUTFIT.
555
00:29:36,718 --> 00:29:39,822
IT'S VERY CASUAL, SO JUST
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
556
00:29:39,922 --> 00:29:42,490
-OKAY.
557
00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:44,960
-OKAY.
558
00:29:52,634 --> 00:29:54,069
-VERY GOOD.
559
00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:56,972
NOW, WITH YOUR ARM, PUSH
YOUR HIPS SIDEWAYS
560
00:29:57,072 --> 00:29:59,374
AND GO BACK,
SWINGING BACK AND FORTH.
561
00:29:59,474 --> 00:30:01,409
-I GOT A DATE!
I GOT A DATE!
562
00:30:01,509 --> 00:30:03,879
I GOT A D-D-D-D-D-DATE!
I GOT A DATE!
563
00:30:03,979 --> 00:30:06,882
-OKAY.
564
00:30:06,982 --> 00:30:08,583
-WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
565
00:30:08,683 --> 00:30:11,220
-YOU'RE IN THE GYM SO MUCH
I GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO KEEP UP.
566
00:30:11,352 --> 00:30:13,823
HOW WAS YOUR WORKOUT?
YOU STILL LOOK FAT.
567
00:30:13,923 --> 00:30:17,425
-THAT MAY BE,
BUT THIS FAT-ASS JUST SCORED
A DATE WITH HIS HOT-ASS TRAINER.
568
00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:20,029
OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T WAIT
FOR YOU TO MEET HER.
569
00:30:20,129 --> 00:30:21,529
SHE'S SMART, FUNNY, BEAUTIFUL,
570
00:30:21,629 --> 00:30:23,565
AND SHE'S READ JUST ABOUT
EVERY SINGLE BOOK.
571
00:30:23,665 --> 00:30:25,567
-"JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH"?
-TWICE.
572
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,602
-IS THIS THE SHIT
THAT MAKES YOUR PISS SMELL?
573
00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:29,271
-YOU'RE THINKING ASPARAGUS,
SWEETHEART.
574
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,539
THAT -- THAT'S BROCCOLI.
-STILL NASTY.
575
00:30:31,639 --> 00:30:33,775
ANYWAY, GO ON ABOUT THIS THING
YOU'RE GONNA SCREW UP.
576
00:30:33,876 --> 00:30:36,879
-I'M NOT GONNA SCREW UP THE DATE
'CAUSE TECHNICALLY IT'S NOT
A DATE.
577
00:30:36,979 --> 00:30:39,148
-WAIT, WHAT?
578
00:30:39,248 --> 00:30:41,449
-YEAH, SHE SPECIFICALLY SAID
IT'S NOT A "DATE".
579
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:43,484
I THINK SHE'S TRYING TO COVER
FOR HERSELF
580
00:30:43,585 --> 00:30:46,121
BECAUSE SHE'S MY TRAINER,
IN CASE THE DATE GOES BAD,
581
00:30:46,222 --> 00:30:48,523
BUT WE BOTH KNOW
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, RIGHT?
582
00:30:48,623 --> 00:30:52,827
-I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE
WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
583
00:30:53,863 --> 00:30:55,563
-HEY, WHERE'S LaSHAWNA?
584
00:30:55,663 --> 00:30:58,566
-OH, SHE'S OUT TANNING
WITH GINGER.
585
00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:00,568
-BUT SHE'S...
-BLACK? YEAH, I KNOW.
586
00:31:00,668 --> 00:31:02,704
SHE LIKES THOSE TRIANGLE THINGS
ON HER BOOBS.
587
00:31:02,804 --> 00:31:04,073
-TAN LINES?
588
00:31:04,173 --> 00:31:06,275
-SHE SHOULD NOT BE TANNING
IN HER CONDITION.
589
00:31:06,374 --> 00:31:08,576
-BEING BLACK
IS NOT A CONDITION, MILES.
590
00:31:08,676 --> 00:31:11,180
-NO, BUT BEING PREGNANT IS.
591
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:13,448
-PREGNANT? LaSHAWNA?
592
00:31:13,548 --> 00:31:15,251
-YEAH.
-YOU?
593
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:17,920
-YEAH.
-OH, GOD, IT'S IS AWESOME!
594
00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:20,189
COME HERE, BUDDY.
-WHAT IS THIS?
595
00:31:20,289 --> 00:31:21,924
-THAT'S AWESOME, BUDDY.
596
00:31:22,024 --> 00:31:23,791
-YEAH, I'M NOT WORRIED
ABOUT IT, THOUGH,
597
00:31:23,893 --> 00:31:26,328
'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA DO
THE OLD VACUUM ROUTE,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
598
00:31:26,427 --> 00:31:28,463
-REALLY?
-YEAH. YOU KNOW
HOW YOU ALREADY KNOW
599
00:31:28,563 --> 00:31:30,332
YOU'RE GONNA SCREW UP
YOUR DATE?
600
00:31:30,431 --> 00:31:32,533
I ALREADY KNOW I'M GONNA
SCREW UP FATHERHOOD.
601
00:31:32,634 --> 00:31:34,303
SO FUCK IT. CUT IT CLEAN.
602
00:31:34,402 --> 00:31:36,671
-MILES, I'M NOT GONNA SCREW UP
MY DATE.
603
00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:38,274
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY.
604
00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:41,210
-I KNOW I'M GONNA BE OKAY,
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
605
00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:44,113
I'M GONNA CONVINCE HER
WE NEED TO GET THE BIG "A."
606
00:31:44,213 --> 00:31:47,149
THE GOOD NEWS IS SHE'S
DEFINITELY GONNA LOSE
THE WEIGHT WAR.
607
00:31:47,249 --> 00:31:49,285
SO THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
608
00:31:49,385 --> 00:31:52,620
CHEERS TO THAT?
-CHEERS.
609
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:53,888
MMM.
610
00:31:53,989 --> 00:31:56,258
MMM.
611
00:31:56,358 --> 00:31:57,625
YOU KNOW IT'S
JUST A TASTE, RIGHT?
612
00:31:57,725 --> 00:31:58,994
-OH, YEAH.
613
00:31:59,094 --> 00:32:01,196
TURNS OUT YOU CAN GET PREGNANT
THAT WAY.
614
00:32:01,297 --> 00:32:02,630
-OR MAKE YOURSELF LOOK PREGNANT.
615
00:32:02,730 --> 00:32:05,968
IS THAT WHAT IT IS?
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
616
00:32:06,068 --> 00:32:09,804
MMM. MMM.
617
00:32:09,904 --> 00:32:11,639
YOU WANNA FUCK?
618
00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:16,911
SO, ABOUT THE...DO-DO-DO...
619
00:32:18,247 --> 00:32:19,747
-...WE GOT SOME OPTIONS.
620
00:32:19,847 --> 00:32:25,287
-YEAH, LIKE, WHETHER WE
GET MARRIED BEFORE
OR AFTER.
621
00:32:25,387 --> 00:32:26,688
-FUNNY. YEAH, RIGHT.
622
00:32:26,788 --> 00:32:31,093
NO, I WAS THINKING, LIKE,
BIRTHING OPTIONS.
623
00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:32,927
-BIRTHING OPTION.
624
00:32:33,028 --> 00:32:34,729
DEFINITELY HAVING THIS
IN A HOSPITAL.
625
00:32:34,829 --> 00:32:37,598
I'M NOT GONNA DO A MIDWIFE
TELLING ME TO HAVE MY BABY
626
00:32:37,699 --> 00:32:39,801
IN THE BATHTUB -- BLOOP, BLOOP,
BLOOP -- LIKE A LITTLE FISH
627
00:32:39,901 --> 00:32:42,204
AND PLACENTA SPLASHING ALL OVER
THE PLACE.
628
00:32:42,304 --> 00:32:44,006
I DON'T DO SPLASHING PLACENTA.
629
00:32:44,106 --> 00:32:47,109
YEAH, NO NATURALE FOR ME, HONEY.
630
00:32:47,209 --> 00:32:49,944
GIVE ME THE DRUGS!
631
00:32:50,045 --> 00:32:53,048
-RIGHT, YEAH.
DRUGS -- DRUG IT UP.
632
00:32:53,148 --> 00:32:55,583
- DRUG IT UP.
633
00:32:55,683 --> 00:32:58,220
SO CRAZY.
WELL, BABY, GOOD NIGHT.
634
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,422
-GOOD -- GOOD NIGHT.
635
00:33:06,061 --> 00:33:11,033
SO, I'M JUST THINKING, LIKE,
OPTIONS, YOU KNOW, PAIN-WISE.
636
00:33:11,133 --> 00:33:17,139
YOU KNOW, WHAT --
WHAT ARE THERE?
637
00:33:17,239 --> 00:33:18,906
WHAT DO WE WANT TO DO HERE,
638
00:33:19,008 --> 00:33:21,542
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU
GOING THROUGH THE PAIN.
639
00:33:21,642 --> 00:33:24,946
-RIGHT, SO THE ONLY OPTION
IS DRUGS.
640
00:33:25,047 --> 00:33:27,749
SO, GREAT. OKAY.
641
00:33:27,849 --> 00:33:29,251
-I'M THINKING, LIKE,
642
00:33:29,351 --> 00:33:33,288
LOOK AT THE WHOLE CIRCLE
OF CHOICE, YOU KNOW,
643
00:33:33,389 --> 00:33:38,227
IN WHICH WE CAN GO SO MANY WAYS.
644
00:33:38,327 --> 00:33:40,862
DO YOU WANT --
HERE'S WHERE WE ARE --
645
00:33:40,962 --> 00:33:43,298
DO WE WANT TO HAVE A KID,
DO WE NOT WANT TO HAVE --
646
00:33:43,399 --> 00:33:46,201
-WHOA! WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD ON. WHAT?
647
00:33:46,301 --> 00:33:48,103
-THERE'S MORE.
-NO, HOLD ON.
648
00:33:48,203 --> 00:33:50,472
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT,
'CAUSE I'M NOT...
649
00:33:50,571 --> 00:33:54,876
-I'M JUST SAYING, LIKE, AS FAR
AS PAIN-WISE, FOR YOU...
650
00:33:54,976 --> 00:33:56,512
-- RIGHT. OH, FOR ME?
651
00:33:56,611 --> 00:34:00,482
-DO WE WANT TO, YOU KNOW, HAVE,
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT...
652
00:34:00,581 --> 00:34:03,352
-NO, WE HAVING THE DAMN BABY,
MILES!
653
00:34:04,952 --> 00:34:07,822
-RIGHT.
654
00:34:07,922 --> 00:34:11,160
YEAH, NO, I'M --
-GOOD NIGHT.
655
00:34:47,995 --> 00:34:49,531
-HI, EXCUSE ME.
656
00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,167
WHICH WAY TO THE BATHROOM?
657
00:34:52,267 --> 00:34:56,771
GREAT, THANKS.
-MM-HMM.
658
00:34:56,871 --> 00:34:57,905
-HI.
659
00:34:58,005 --> 00:34:59,841
UH, CAN I ASK YOU
FOR A BIG FAVOR?
660
00:34:59,941 --> 00:35:01,243
-SURE.
661
00:35:01,343 --> 00:35:03,112
-CAN YOU WATCH MY BABY
FOR ONE QUICK SECOND?
662
00:35:03,212 --> 00:35:06,647
HE'LL BE FINE.
JUST MAKE SURE
NOBODY RUNS OFF WITH HIM.
663
00:35:06,747 --> 00:35:08,916
-OH-KAY.
664
00:35:09,016 --> 00:35:10,285
-YES?
-YEAH.
665
00:35:10,385 --> 00:35:12,588
-THANK YOU SO MUCH.
666
00:35:34,809 --> 00:35:37,246
-HEY, BUDDY.
667
00:35:46,954 --> 00:35:50,259
OH, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
SO HAPPY ABOUT?
668
00:35:50,359 --> 00:35:52,894
WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?
669
00:35:57,031 --> 00:35:58,467
OH!
670
00:35:58,567 --> 00:36:00,302
-OOH.
-THIS IS CUTE.
671
00:36:00,402 --> 00:36:02,670
-I HATE BABIES.
672
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,742
-I LOVE BABIES.
673
00:36:07,842 --> 00:36:08,876
GUESS WHAT?
674
00:36:08,976 --> 00:36:10,912
GUESS WHO HAS A BIG DATE
WITH CASSIE LATER?
675
00:36:11,012 --> 00:36:12,847
THAT'S RIGHT, THE BIG FELLA.
676
00:36:24,725 --> 00:36:27,396
-WHAT AM I DOING?
677
00:36:27,496 --> 00:36:30,399
I SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD HIM
THE TRUTH.
678
00:36:30,499 --> 00:36:32,601
HE SEEMED TO BE SO EXCITED.
679
00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:35,703
-OH, MY GOD.
THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN.
680
00:36:35,803 --> 00:36:36,971
I'M SO EXCITED!
681
00:36:37,071 --> 00:36:38,440
-YEAH.
682
00:36:38,540 --> 00:36:40,875
-I DIDN'T DRESS UP.
-NO, I CAN SEE THAT.
683
00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:43,010
-BUT YOU DRESSED UP.
684
00:36:43,110 --> 00:36:46,981
-NO, THIS IS JUST...WHAT I WEAR.
685
00:36:47,081 --> 00:36:48,250
-IT'S NICE.
686
00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:49,518
-THANKS.
687
00:36:49,618 --> 00:36:52,621
THE T-THING ABOUT
THE POETRY READING
688
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:57,825
IS IT'S -- IT'S REALLY
JUST GONNA BE...
689
00:37:01,230 --> 00:37:03,298
...REALLY BORING?
690
00:37:03,398 --> 00:37:05,434
-OBVIOUSLY. IT'S POETRY.
691
00:37:05,534 --> 00:37:07,669
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
I'M IN.
692
00:37:07,768 --> 00:37:11,939
-YOU WANT TO JUST, UM --
YOU WANT TO GO GET A DRINK?
693
00:37:12,039 --> 00:37:14,343
-UH...
694
00:37:14,443 --> 00:37:16,043
I SHOULD HAVE DRESSED UP, HUH?
695
00:37:16,143 --> 00:37:17,878
THIS WAS A TEST.
696
00:37:17,979 --> 00:37:20,349
-THIS WAS NOT A TEST.
697
00:37:20,449 --> 00:37:22,016
UM...
698
00:37:22,116 --> 00:37:25,152
I JUST DON'T FEEL MUCH LIKE
GOING TO POETRY TONIGHT.
699
00:37:25,254 --> 00:37:26,754
-CAN I PICK THE BAR?
700
00:37:26,854 --> 00:37:28,724
-SURE.
701
00:37:28,823 --> 00:37:32,394
-♪ I REALLY WANT YOU
BY MY SIDE ♪
702
00:37:32,494 --> 00:37:34,962
-YOU GUYS GOT ONE BREWSKI,
ONE H2O-SKI.
703
00:37:35,062 --> 00:37:36,831
-HOW MUCH IS IT?
-$6.50.
704
00:37:36,931 --> 00:37:39,635
-HERE, I'LL PAY FOR IT.
-NO, NO, I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
705
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:42,304
-I FEEL BAD.
YOU ONLY GOT A WATER.
706
00:37:42,404 --> 00:37:43,771
YEAH, BUT I'M ON A DIET,
REMEMBER?
707
00:37:43,871 --> 00:37:46,807
PLUS, I THINK A GUY
SHOULD ALWAYS PAY.
708
00:37:46,907 --> 00:37:50,512
AND IF I DON'T DRINK,
I'M MUCH MORE PLEASANT.
709
00:37:50,612 --> 00:37:52,913
CHEERS.
-OKAY, CHEERS.
710
00:37:53,014 --> 00:37:55,417
BUT ABOUT THIS DIET THING,
IT REALLY IS JUST ABOUT BALANCE.
711
00:37:55,517 --> 00:37:57,084
YOU CAN HAVE A DRINK
ONCE IN A WHILE.
712
00:37:57,184 --> 00:37:59,920
YOU JUST HAVE TO BALANCE IT
WITH SOMETHING HEALTHY,
713
00:38:00,021 --> 00:38:01,989
SO IF YOU HAVE A DRINK,
YOU HAVE A SALAD.
714
00:38:02,089 --> 00:38:03,425
-SALADE?
715
00:38:03,525 --> 00:38:06,027
WHAT, IS THAT, LIKE,
SPANISH OR SOMETHING?
716
00:38:06,127 --> 00:38:08,764
BECAUSE I CAN'T HAVE
MUCH MEXICAN FOOD.
717
00:38:08,863 --> 00:38:10,432
SALADA.
718
00:38:10,532 --> 00:38:11,999
-SAH-LAD.
-SAH-LAD.
719
00:38:12,099 --> 00:38:13,402
-SALLAD?
-SALLAD.
720
00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:14,935
-SALAD?
-SALAD.
721
00:38:15,036 --> 00:38:16,371
-SALAD!
722
00:38:16,471 --> 00:38:18,340
-ARE YOU REALLY GONNA GET UP
THERE?
723
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,807
YEAH, YOU KIDDING ME?
724
00:38:19,907 --> 00:38:21,777
JUST GO UP THERE AND DO
ONE DUET WITH ME.
725
00:38:21,876 --> 00:38:23,445
-NO. MNH-MNH.
-WHY NOT?
726
00:38:23,545 --> 00:38:26,448
-WELL, ONE, BECAUSE I DON'T DO
DUETS, AND TWO,
727
00:38:26,548 --> 00:38:28,483
BECAUSE I DON'T SING
IN PUBLIC, AND THREE,
728
00:38:28,583 --> 00:38:30,251
BECAUSE I DON'T SING IN PRIVATE.
729
00:38:30,352 --> 00:38:32,521
YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU
LET YOURSELF GO,
730
00:38:32,621 --> 00:38:35,990
THE LESS OTHERS WANT
TO LET YOU GO.
731
00:38:36,090 --> 00:38:38,627
-I'VE HEARD THAT LINE BEFORE.
WHAT'S THAT FROM?
732
00:38:38,727 --> 00:38:42,397
-UH, YEAH.
I WAS READING NEITSCHE,
733
00:38:42,497 --> 00:38:44,932
AND THAT LINE KIND OF STUCK OUT
ON ME.
734
00:38:45,032 --> 00:38:46,033
-WAIT, WHAT?
735
00:38:46,133 --> 00:38:47,703
-YEAH, I PICKED UP
SOME OF THOSE BOOKS
736
00:38:47,803 --> 00:38:50,037
'CAUSE I WAS CURIOUS --
THAT FRIEDRICH NEITSCHE.
737
00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:51,773
-OH, FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE.
738
00:38:51,872 --> 00:38:53,675
-WAIT, HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT?
739
00:38:53,775 --> 00:38:55,843
-THERE'S TWO WAYS
TO PRONOUNCE IT.
740
00:38:55,943 --> 00:38:59,180
IT'S EITHER FREDERICK NEE-CHAY
OR FREDERICK NEE-CHA --
741
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,015
LIKE PIZZA.
742
00:39:01,115 --> 00:39:02,617
- OH.
743
00:39:02,718 --> 00:39:06,287
I'M GOING WITH
THE PIZZA REFERENCE, FER SURE.
744
00:39:06,388 --> 00:39:08,856
PIZZA. NEE-CHA.
I LIKE THAT.
745
00:39:08,956 --> 00:39:11,460
-SAM!
YOU'RE UP ON THE MIKE.
746
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,828
-ALL RIGHT.
747
00:39:12,927 --> 00:39:14,696
SURE YOU DON'T WANT
TO GO UP WITH ME?
748
00:39:14,796 --> 00:39:16,798
THERE'S STILL PLENTY OF TIME
TO CHANGE THE SONG.
749
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:18,700
"ISLANDS IN THE STREAM"?
-NO.
750
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,802
-"YOU DON'T BRING ME FLOWERS"?
-JUST GETUP THERE.
751
00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:24,706
ALL RIGHT.
GET READY TO BE WOOED.
752
00:39:30,177 --> 00:39:34,683
THIS ONE GOES OUT
TO MY COACH AND FRED PIZZA.
753
00:39:39,086 --> 00:39:42,923
FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN.
754
00:39:43,023 --> 00:39:46,227
♪ WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP
-♪ BUILD ME UP
755
00:39:46,327 --> 00:39:49,798
-♪ BUTTERCUP, BABY,
JUST TO LET ME DOWN ♪
756
00:39:49,897 --> 00:39:51,265
♪ AND MESS ME AROUND?
757
00:39:51,365 --> 00:39:53,334
♪ AND THEN WORST OF ALL
-♪ WORST OF ALL
758
00:39:53,435 --> 00:39:57,138
-YOU NEVER CALL, BABY,
WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL ♪
759
00:39:57,238 --> 00:39:58,540
♪ BUT I LOVE YOU STILL
760
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,007
♪ I NEED YOU
761
00:40:00,107 --> 00:40:02,042
♪ MORE THAN ANYONE, DARLIN'
762
00:40:02,143 --> 00:40:05,847
♪ YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE
FROM THE START ♪
763
00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:08,750
♪ SO BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
764
00:40:08,850 --> 00:40:13,187
♪ DON'T BREAK MY HEART
765
00:40:13,287 --> 00:40:14,556
♪ I'LL BE OVER AT TEN
766
00:40:14,656 --> 00:40:16,323
♪ YOU'VE TOLD ME
TIME AND AGAIN ♪
767
00:40:16,425 --> 00:40:17,559
♪ BUT YOU'RE LATE
768
00:40:17,659 --> 00:40:19,960
♪ I WAIT AROUND AND THEN
769
00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:23,364
♪ I RUN TO THE DOOR,
I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE ♪
770
00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:24,900
♪ IT'S NOT YOU
771
00:40:24,999 --> 00:40:26,735
♪ YOU LET ME DOWN AGAIN
772
00:40:26,835 --> 00:40:27,968
-♪ HEY, HEY, HEY
773
00:40:28,068 --> 00:40:30,271
-♪ AND, BABY, I TRY TO FIND
774
00:40:30,371 --> 00:40:31,640
-♪ HEY, HEY, HEY
775
00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:34,141
-♪ A LITTLE TIME,
AND I'LL MAKE YOU HAPPY ♪
776
00:40:34,241 --> 00:40:37,278
♪ I'LL BE HOME,
I'LL BE BESIDE THE PHONE ♪
777
00:40:37,378 --> 00:40:39,581
♪ WAITING FOR YOU
778
00:40:39,681 --> 00:40:41,616
♪ OOH, OOH
EVERYBODY!
779
00:40:41,716 --> 00:40:43,718
-♪ OOH, OOH
780
00:40:43,819 --> 00:40:45,921
-♪ WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP
-♪ BUILD ME UP
781
00:40:46,053 --> 00:40:50,525
-♪ BUTTERCUP, BABY,
JUST TO LET ME DOWN ♪
782
00:40:50,625 --> 00:40:51,992
♪ AND MESS ME AROUND?
783
00:40:52,092 --> 00:40:53,994
♪ AND THEN WORST OF ALL
-♪ WORST OF ALL
784
00:40:54,094 --> 00:40:56,397
-♪ YOU NEVER CALL, BABY,
WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL ♪
785
00:40:56,498 --> 00:40:58,900
-♪ SAY YOU WILL
-♪ BUT I LOVE YOU STILL
786
00:40:58,999 --> 00:41:00,602
♪ I NEED YOU
-♪ I NEED YOU
787
00:41:00,702 --> 00:41:02,771
♪ MORE THAN ANYONE, DARLIN'
788
00:41:02,871 --> 00:41:06,006
♪ YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE
FROM THE START ♪
789
00:41:06,106 --> 00:41:08,242
♪ SO BUILD ME UP
-♪ BUILD ME UP
790
00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:12,379
♪ BUTTERCUP,
DON'T BREAK MY HEART ♪
791
00:41:12,481 --> 00:41:13,582
THANKS...
792
00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,257
-ACTUALLY, I HAD
A REALLY GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
793
00:41:23,357 --> 00:41:27,762
OH, WERE YOU PLANNING ON
NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME TONIGHT?
794
00:41:27,863 --> 00:41:30,164
-NO, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
795
00:41:30,264 --> 00:41:31,967
I'M JUST SURPRISED.
796
00:41:32,066 --> 00:41:35,537
-GOOD. I HAD A GOOD TIME, TOO.
797
00:41:44,445 --> 00:41:48,182
WHO IS THAT GUY?
798
00:41:48,282 --> 00:41:49,684
-STEPHAN.
799
00:41:49,784 --> 00:41:52,019
-THAT'S THE GUY FROM
THE BOWLING ALLEY, RIGHT?
800
00:41:52,119 --> 00:41:54,756
-I HAVE TO GO TALK TO HIM.
I'M SORRY.
801
00:41:54,856 --> 00:41:57,893
-YEAH, OKAY. COOL.
802
00:41:57,993 --> 00:42:02,831
-SO, WHAT, SEE YOU -- NOT
TOMORROW BUT THURSDAY MORNING?
803
00:42:02,931 --> 00:42:07,869
-YEAH, BRIGHT AND EARLY.
804
00:42:07,969 --> 00:42:10,739
-THANK YOU.
I HAD FUN.
805
00:42:10,839 --> 00:42:14,408
-LET ME GET THE DOOR FOR YOU.
-OH, I GOT IT.
806
00:42:14,508 --> 00:42:18,013
THANK YOU.
807
00:43:22,711 --> 00:43:25,914
-FUCK.
808
00:43:28,515 --> 00:43:31,585
-BE READY, YOU'RE GOING
TO REACH TO THE SIDES.
809
00:43:31,686 --> 00:43:33,888
YOU'RE GONNA REACH YOUR ARMS
ON THE SIDES.
810
00:43:33,989 --> 00:43:35,824
REACH TO THE SIDES.
GOOD.
811
00:43:35,924 --> 00:43:38,492
MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN...
812
00:43:38,592 --> 00:43:40,594
ALL THE WAY HIGH -- REACH.
813
00:43:40,695 --> 00:43:42,429
GOOD.
814
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:47,802
VERY GOOD.
815
00:43:47,902 --> 00:43:51,006
FEEL IT -- TO THE SIDES.
816
00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,573
-I TRIED TO CALL YOU.
817
00:43:52,674 --> 00:43:53,775
-TURNED OFF MY PHONE.
818
00:43:53,875 --> 00:43:54,976
-WHAT'S IN THE BAG?
819
00:43:55,076 --> 00:43:56,978
-NOTHING.
820
00:43:57,078 --> 00:44:00,982
-YOU BLOW YOUR DATE?
-WORSE, I GOT SWOOPED.
821
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:08,288
YOU DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
NO?
822
00:44:08,389 --> 00:44:10,659
COOL, ME NEITHER.
823
00:44:29,811 --> 00:44:31,913
-DON'T JUDGE ME, MEATBALL.
824
00:45:11,052 --> 00:45:13,520
-I'M SORRY ABOUT
THE OTHER NIGHT.
825
00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,956
-NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
826
00:45:15,056 --> 00:45:16,690
-I FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
827
00:45:16,791 --> 00:45:18,059
-NAH, NO WORRIES.
828
00:45:18,159 --> 00:45:20,461
SO, UH, WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH HIM?
829
00:45:20,561 --> 00:45:23,098
-NOTHING, WE'RE JUST GOING
THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH.
830
00:45:23,198 --> 00:45:25,800
-HMM. SEEMS KIND OF NERDY.
831
00:45:27,168 --> 00:45:29,269
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HIM.
832
00:45:29,369 --> 00:45:30,739
FOR THE MOST PART.
833
00:45:30,839 --> 00:45:32,107
-FOR THE MOST PART?
834
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:37,212
WHAT'S THE SMALL PART YOU
DON'T LIKE? HA!
835
00:45:37,311 --> 00:45:38,512
-I DON'T KNOW.
836
00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:42,050
I GUESS HE'S NEVER GONNA BE
THE KIND OF GUY
837
00:45:42,150 --> 00:45:44,384
TO WIN ME A GIANT TEDDY BEAR
AT A FAIR OR ANYTHING.
838
00:45:45,787 --> 00:45:47,621
I ALWAYS WIN
THAT GIANT TEDDY BEAR.
839
00:45:47,721 --> 00:45:50,390
HECK, I AM A GIANT TEDDY BEAR.
840
00:45:50,491 --> 00:45:55,196
-YOU KNOW, IF YOUR KNEE
DOESN'T HURT TO WALK ON IT,
841
00:45:55,295 --> 00:45:57,766
YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO RUN ON IT.
842
00:45:57,866 --> 00:45:59,600
-REALLY?
843
00:45:59,700 --> 00:46:01,668
IT STILL FEELS A LITTLE TIGHT.
844
00:46:01,770 --> 00:46:06,107
-YEAH, WELL, I THINK
THAT'S MOSTLY IN YOUR HEAD.
845
00:46:06,207 --> 00:46:08,709
YOU SHOULD GET THE DOCTOR
TO LOOK AT IT AGAIN.
846
00:46:08,810 --> 00:46:11,012
-YEAH.
847
00:46:11,112 --> 00:46:12,947
-SO, YOU READY FOR A JOG?
-YEAH.
848
00:46:13,047 --> 00:46:15,850
-ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
849
00:46:15,950 --> 00:46:20,255
YOUR KNEE IS FINE.
COME ON.
850
00:46:21,455 --> 00:46:23,490
COME ON.
851
00:46:24,525 --> 00:46:25,827
REALLY?
852
00:46:25,927 --> 00:46:27,761
THIS IS AS FAST AS YOU CAN GO?
853
00:46:27,862 --> 00:46:29,164
-I'M MOVING.
854
00:46:29,264 --> 00:46:31,866
I'M TELLING YOU, I THINK
YOUR KNEE IS FINE.
855
00:46:31,966 --> 00:46:33,835
-I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
-FINE.
856
00:46:33,935 --> 00:46:38,472
-SO, WHY DID YOU
GIVE UP FOOTBALL?
857
00:46:38,572 --> 00:46:42,376
-WHILE I WAS REHABBING,
MY MOTHER DIED, AND --
858
00:46:42,476 --> 00:46:43,945
I DON'T KNOW,
I GUESS BECAUSE
859
00:46:44,045 --> 00:46:45,345
SHE GAVE UP EVERYTHING
TO RAISE ME.
860
00:46:45,445 --> 00:46:48,615
SHE WORKED, LIKE, THREE JOBS,
HAD NO LIFE.
861
00:46:48,715 --> 00:46:51,953
I JUST REALLY WANTED TO MAKE IT
TO THE NFL SO I COULD PAY
HER BACK.
862
00:46:52,053 --> 00:46:55,322
BUT AFTER SHE DIED,
I JUST STOPPED PLAYING
'CAUSE SHE JUST WASN'T THERE.
863
00:46:55,422 --> 00:46:57,926
-HOW DID SHE DIE?
-HEART ATTACK.
864
00:46:58,026 --> 00:46:59,726
SHE WAS BIG LIKE ME.
865
00:46:59,828 --> 00:47:01,196
-WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD?
866
00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:03,131
-CAR ACCIDENT WHEN I WAS 10.
867
00:47:03,231 --> 00:47:04,999
A LITTLE TOO MUCH
OF GRANDPA'S COUGH SYRUP
868
00:47:05,099 --> 00:47:06,267
AT THE WHEEL.
869
00:47:06,366 --> 00:47:08,802
-DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FAMILY?
870
00:47:08,903 --> 00:47:10,604
-MM. MEATBALL.
871
00:47:10,704 --> 00:47:11,805
-WHAT'S A MEATBALL?
872
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,642
IT'S SOMETHING YOU PUT
IN SPAGHETTI. IT'S DELICIOUS.
873
00:47:15,742 --> 00:47:17,212
IT'S ALSO MY GOLDFISH.
874
00:47:17,312 --> 00:47:19,848
-SO, WHAT DO YOU DO ON HOLIDAYS?
875
00:47:19,948 --> 00:47:22,851
-HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS
FOR THANKSGIVING.
876
00:47:22,951 --> 00:47:24,685
DON'T REALLY CELEBRATE
CHRISTMAS.
877
00:47:24,785 --> 00:47:26,054
-HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
878
00:47:26,154 --> 00:47:28,455
I'M JEWISH, AND EVEN I
CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.
879
00:47:28,555 --> 00:47:30,258
WELL, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY FAMILY,
880
00:47:30,357 --> 00:47:32,193
IT MAKES THE GIFT GIVING
A LITTLE ONE SIDED.
881
00:47:32,293 --> 00:47:33,962
BUT THAT MAKES ME
THE PERFECT CANDIDATE
882
00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:35,829
TO BECOME A C.I.A. AGENT...
883
00:47:35,930 --> 00:47:37,098
OR A NINJA.
884
00:47:38,699 --> 00:47:40,834
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
LATER TONIGHT?
885
00:47:40,935 --> 00:47:42,103
-NO PLANS. YOU?
886
00:47:42,203 --> 00:47:43,938
-WANT TO SEE A MOVIE...
887
00:47:44,038 --> 00:47:46,373
JUST AS FRIENDS?
888
00:47:46,473 --> 00:47:47,808
-JUST AS FRIENDS?
889
00:47:47,909 --> 00:47:50,444
-JUST AS FRIENDS.
890
00:47:51,913 --> 00:47:54,015
-OKAY.
-YES!
891
00:47:54,115 --> 00:47:55,616
-JUST AS FRIENDS.
892
00:47:55,716 --> 00:47:57,919
-JUST AS FRIENDS.
893
00:48:00,854 --> 00:48:03,958
-KEVIN COSTNER.
894
00:48:04,058 --> 00:48:05,492
-ADAM SANDLER.
895
00:48:07,594 --> 00:48:09,030
-HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
896
00:48:09,130 --> 00:48:11,632
THAT'S FOUR OUT OF FOUR.
YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.
897
00:48:11,732 --> 00:48:14,701
-I'M ABOUT TO BE FIVE
FOR FIVE -- "TITANIC."
898
00:48:14,801 --> 00:48:17,604
-OH, THAT DOESN'T COUNT.
IT'S ALWAYS "TITANIC."
899
00:48:17,704 --> 00:48:20,474
-JUST SO YOU KNOW,
ABOUT 20 MINUTES INTO THE FILM,
900
00:48:20,574 --> 00:48:24,279
I'M GONNA DO THE OLD
ARM-AND-YAWN MOVE.
901
00:48:24,379 --> 00:48:28,049
-THANKS FOR THE HEADS-UP.
902
00:48:28,149 --> 00:48:30,351
I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST HERE
AS FRIENDS.
903
00:48:30,450 --> 00:48:33,288
-YEAH, FRIENDS. OF COURSE.
904
00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:35,822
THAT'S WHY I WAS GIVING YOU
THE FRIENDLY WARNING.
905
00:48:35,924 --> 00:48:37,325
-OH, THANK YOU.
906
00:48:37,424 --> 00:48:40,194
ANY OTHER SURPRISES IN STORE
FOR ME THIS EVENING?
907
00:48:40,295 --> 00:48:43,031
-NOPE, THAT'S ALL I GOT.
908
00:48:43,131 --> 00:48:45,066
SADLY, THIS IS MY "A" GAME.
909
00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:49,603
THAT IS SAD.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD --
910
00:48:52,506 --> 00:48:54,808
-YOU DON'T TALK
DURING THE PREVIEWS?
911
00:48:54,908 --> 00:48:56,177
-NEVER.
912
00:48:56,277 --> 00:48:57,844
-GOD, YOU WENT THROUGH
SO MUCH TROUBLE
913
00:48:57,946 --> 00:48:59,180
TO MAKE ALL OF THIS.
914
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,549
HOW CAN I MAKE IT UP TO YOU?
915
00:49:02,649 --> 00:49:05,852
LET'S EAT, AND WE'LL
FIGURE OUT A WAY.
916
00:49:05,954 --> 00:49:07,221
CHIN CHIN.
917
00:49:36,050 --> 00:49:38,186
-WHAT THE HELL YOU
DOING BACK HERE?
918
00:49:38,286 --> 00:49:39,619
-GETTING SOME EXTRA CARDIO IN.
919
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:41,722
-HOW DID THE THING
WITH CASSIE GO?
920
00:49:41,822 --> 00:49:42,956
-WHAT?
921
00:49:43,057 --> 00:49:44,993
-HOW DID THE THING
WITH CASSIE GO?
922
00:49:45,093 --> 00:49:46,760
-AWESOME!
-YEAH?
923
00:49:46,860 --> 00:49:50,931
-IT'S SO WEIRD 'CAUSE WE'RE
SO OPPOSITE IN SO MANY WAYS.
924
00:49:51,032 --> 00:49:52,933
-RIGHT, YOU'RE FAT,
SHE'S SKINNY.
925
00:49:53,034 --> 00:49:54,302
YOU LOVE HER, SHE HATES YOU.
YEAH.
926
00:49:54,402 --> 00:49:57,338
-RIGHT, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW
WHY SHE LIKES
927
00:49:57,438 --> 00:50:00,108
HANGING OUT WITH ME,
BUT I FIGURE, DON'T ASK.
928
00:50:00,208 --> 00:50:01,675
-IT'S KIND OF OBVIOUS.
929
00:50:01,775 --> 00:50:02,943
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
930
00:50:03,044 --> 00:50:04,745
-DADDY ISSUES.
931
00:50:04,845 --> 00:50:06,646
-HUH?
932
00:50:06,747 --> 00:50:10,617
-NO? OKAY, PICTURE THIS.
933
00:50:10,717 --> 00:50:13,254
AVERAGE GUY IS WALKING DOWN
THE STREET.
934
00:50:13,354 --> 00:50:15,289
HE'S WALKING BY ALL THESE
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS,
935
00:50:15,390 --> 00:50:16,790
AND ALL HE'S THINKING ABOUT
936
00:50:16,890 --> 00:50:19,760
IS TRYING TO HOOK UP, FEEL UP,
SCREW, BANG, DATE --
937
00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:21,162
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
938
00:50:21,262 --> 00:50:24,032
ONE DAY, HE FINALLY SNAGS ONE,
LOCKS IT DOWN,
939
00:50:24,132 --> 00:50:26,800
GETS MARRIED,
THE WHOLE NINE YARDS.
940
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:29,404
BANG! WIFEY SHOOTS OUT A KID,
941
00:50:29,504 --> 00:50:31,872
BUT NOT JUST A KID --
A BABY GIRL.
942
00:50:31,972 --> 00:50:34,741
WELL, WHAT IN THE HELL IS HE
SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
943
00:50:34,841 --> 00:50:36,277
THIS IS THE SAME TYPE
OF CREATURE
944
00:50:36,377 --> 00:50:38,413
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO NAIL
A FEW MONTHS AGO.
945
00:50:38,513 --> 00:50:40,981
NOW HE'S SUPPOSED TO RAISE IT?
HOW?
946
00:50:41,082 --> 00:50:43,084
WELL, SINCE HE'S A DUDE,
947
00:50:43,184 --> 00:50:46,487
HE DOES WHAT MOST DUDES DO
AND IGNORES IT, YOU KNOW,
LIKE LAUNDRY.
948
00:50:46,586 --> 00:50:48,855
BUT IT KEEPS GROWING,
AND EVENTUALLY
949
00:50:48,955 --> 00:50:53,161
IT TURNS INTO THIS PRE-TEEN
SHE-DEMON HORMONAL BITCH.
950
00:50:53,261 --> 00:50:56,364
ADIóS, PAPA BEAR,
AND HELLO, DADDY ISSUES.
951
00:50:56,464 --> 00:50:57,697
SO, WHAT'S THE ISSUE?
952
00:50:57,798 --> 00:51:00,435
SHE WANTS A DADDY WHO LOVES HER.
EVERY GIRL DOES.
953
00:51:00,535 --> 00:51:03,603
AND WHEN SHE DOESN'T GET THAT,
SHE STARTS PLAYING THIS
TWISTED GAME
954
00:51:03,703 --> 00:51:05,906
WHERE SHE FINDS ANY GUY
THAT REMINDS HER OF HER FATHER
955
00:51:06,006 --> 00:51:08,742
AND TRIES TO DO WHATEVER SHE CAN
TO EARN HIS AFFECTION.
956
00:51:08,842 --> 00:51:11,745
THIS IS WHY YOU SEE HOT CHICKS
WITH JACKASSES.
957
00:51:11,845 --> 00:51:14,881
SHE'S CONVINCED IF SHE CAN JUST
GET THAT GUY TO LOVE HER,
958
00:51:14,981 --> 00:51:18,086
IT'D BE THE SAME FEELING AS
HAVING HER OWN DADDY LOVE HER.
959
00:51:18,186 --> 00:51:20,020
OF COURSE, IT NEVER WORKS OUT
THAT WAY.
960
00:51:20,121 --> 00:51:22,423
SHE JUST ENDS UP IN A STRING
OF BAD RELATIONSHIPS
961
00:51:22,523 --> 00:51:24,292
WITH DUDES THAT ARE IDIOTS.
962
00:51:24,392 --> 00:51:25,692
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
963
00:51:25,792 --> 00:51:27,794
I'M JUST SAYING THERE'S
AN OBVIOUS MISMATCH
964
00:51:27,894 --> 00:51:29,497
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
965
00:51:29,596 --> 00:51:33,301
SO A LOGICAL CONCLUSION IS THAT
CASSIE HAS SOME DADDY ISSUES.
966
00:51:33,401 --> 00:51:34,801
NOW YOU MIGHT THINK THIS IS FINE
967
00:51:34,901 --> 00:51:37,305
BECAUSE YOU'RE GETTING TO DATE
SOME HOT CHICK
968
00:51:37,405 --> 00:51:39,474
WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE,
BUT HERE'S THE DEAL.
969
00:51:39,574 --> 00:51:41,442
THE ULTIMATE GOAL
FOR THESE GIRLS
970
00:51:41,542 --> 00:51:43,411
IS TO GET SOME REVENGE.
971
00:51:43,511 --> 00:51:45,546
ONCE SHE GETS A GUY LIKE YOU
TO LOVE HER,
972
00:51:45,645 --> 00:51:48,249
SHE'S GONNA TAKE CONTROL
AND WALK OUT,
973
00:51:48,349 --> 00:51:50,851
JUST LIKE HER FATHER DID.
974
00:51:55,956 --> 00:51:58,792
-WOW.
-YEP.
975
00:51:58,892 --> 00:52:00,595
-SPEAKING OF FATHERS...
976
00:52:00,694 --> 00:52:02,796
HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU
AND LaSHAWNA?
977
00:52:02,896 --> 00:52:05,466
-THEY'RE GOOD. THEY'RE GOOD.
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
978
00:52:05,566 --> 00:52:13,006
UM, WE DECIDED TOGETHER
THAT WE'RE GONNA KEEP IT --
979
00:52:13,106 --> 00:52:16,444
KEEP THE BABY -- SO...
980
00:52:16,544 --> 00:52:20,281
-WOW. CONGRATULATIONS.
981
00:52:20,381 --> 00:52:22,316
-YEAH. YEAH.
982
00:52:22,416 --> 00:52:26,187
OF COURSE, IF IT'S A GIRL,
IT'S GONNA HAVE MAJOR
DADDY ISSUES.
983
00:52:26,287 --> 00:52:29,122
IT WAS A...JOKE.
GO AHEAD AND RUN.
984
00:52:29,223 --> 00:52:31,658
I'LL SEE YA.
985
00:52:44,738 --> 00:52:48,276
-YAY!
986
00:52:55,815 --> 00:52:58,586
-YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
987
00:53:07,027 --> 00:53:08,929
OH.
988
00:54:03,216 --> 00:54:06,219
-ALL RIGHT, ONE MORE SET.
989
00:54:14,595 --> 00:54:16,830
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING
SUNDAY NIGHT?
990
00:54:16,930 --> 00:54:18,432
-NOTHING. YOU?
991
00:54:18,532 --> 00:54:20,100
YOU WANT TO GO OUT?
992
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,437
-SURE.
YOU WANT TO SEE A MOVIE?
993
00:54:23,537 --> 00:54:26,741
-A DATE.
-WHAT?
994
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,343
-A REAL DATE.
995
00:54:29,443 --> 00:54:31,144
NOT AS FRIENDS.
996
00:54:31,244 --> 00:54:33,046
A DATE DATE.
997
00:54:33,146 --> 00:54:35,782
-OH.
998
00:54:39,287 --> 00:54:40,887
I DON'T KNOW, SAM.
999
00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:43,658
I KIND OF LIKE THE WAY
THINGS ARE NOW.
1000
00:54:43,758 --> 00:54:46,494
-I'M JUST SO CONFUSED.
1001
00:54:46,594 --> 00:54:49,095
WE HAVE A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.
-WE DO.
1002
00:54:49,195 --> 00:54:51,399
-IF IT'S MY WEIGHT, YOU KNOW
I'M TRYING TO WORK IT OFF.
1003
00:54:51,499 --> 00:54:54,200
-IT'S NOT THAT.
-WHAT IS IT THEN?
1004
00:54:54,302 --> 00:55:00,308
-I JUST FEEL LIKE THINGS
ARE UNFINISHED WITH STEPHAN.
1005
00:55:00,408 --> 00:55:02,242
-WELL, YOU'RE NOT SEEING HIM
NOW.
1006
00:55:02,343 --> 00:55:03,877
I KNOW 'CAUSE I SEE YOU
EVERY DAY.
1007
00:55:03,977 --> 00:55:05,313
-NO, BUT I KNOW
OUR RELATIONSHIP,
1008
00:55:05,413 --> 00:55:06,846
AND WE'RE GONNA
GET BACK TOGETHER.
1009
00:55:06,946 --> 00:55:08,915
-WELL, YOU'RE NOT TOGETHER NOW.
1010
00:55:09,015 --> 00:55:11,217
WE STILL HAVE TIME
TO GO ON ONE DATE.
1011
00:55:11,319 --> 00:55:12,586
AND IF IT'S HORRIBLE,
1012
00:55:12,687 --> 00:55:14,555
WE'LL FORGET THIS THING
EVER HAPPENED.
1013
00:55:14,655 --> 00:55:17,558
BUT IF IT'S GOOD...
1014
00:55:23,296 --> 00:55:26,199
ALL RIGHT, ONE DATE.
-YES!
1015
00:55:26,299 --> 00:55:27,901
ARE YOU GONNA GET A NEW OUTFIT?
1016
00:55:28,001 --> 00:55:29,069
-NO.
1017
00:55:29,169 --> 00:55:30,870
MAYBE. NO. NO.
1018
00:55:30,970 --> 00:55:33,006
CAN YOU JUST DO
10 MORE, PLEASE?
1019
00:55:33,106 --> 00:55:35,008
-OKAY.
1020
00:55:47,921 --> 00:55:49,289
HEY, DUDE.
1021
00:55:49,390 --> 00:55:51,057
-WHAT'S UP?
1022
00:55:51,157 --> 00:55:54,194
-GUESS WHO'S GOT A DATE
WITH CASSIE TONIGHT?
1023
00:55:54,294 --> 00:55:56,863
-HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE.
1024
00:55:56,963 --> 00:55:59,367
WELL, THIS TIME
IT'S OFFICIAL OFFICIAL.
1025
00:55:59,467 --> 00:56:00,601
-RIGHT.
1026
00:56:00,701 --> 00:56:03,537
-IT IS.
-WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
1027
00:56:03,637 --> 00:56:05,271
-WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
1028
00:56:05,373 --> 00:56:08,576
-AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE
WORKING THE FRONT DESK TODAY?
1029
00:56:10,176 --> 00:56:12,680
-I SWITCHED WITH WENDY.
1030
00:56:12,780 --> 00:56:14,013
-YOU'RE HAVING A KID.
1031
00:56:14,114 --> 00:56:16,484
-SHH. YEAH,
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME.
1032
00:56:16,584 --> 00:56:18,452
ANYWAY...
1033
00:56:18,552 --> 00:56:22,456
-BE SMART, MILES.
LaSHAWNA LOVES YOU.
1034
00:56:22,556 --> 00:56:24,392
SHE'S GONNA BE THE MOTHER
OF YOUR CHILD.
1035
00:56:24,492 --> 00:56:27,461
IT WOULDN'T HURT YOU TO TRY
TO MAKE THIS RELATIONSHIP WORK.
1036
00:56:27,561 --> 00:56:29,563
-YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT WOULDN'T HURT ME.
1037
00:56:29,663 --> 00:56:31,699
THANK YOU, DR. SAM.
1038
00:56:31,799 --> 00:56:33,768
-ALL I'M SAYING IS, DON'T PRESS
THE NUCLEAR BUTTON
1039
00:56:33,868 --> 00:56:36,102
JUST BECAUSE YOU RAN OVER
A FEW SPEED BUMPS.
1040
00:56:36,202 --> 00:56:38,104
-I'M HAVING A KID.
1041
00:56:38,204 --> 00:56:39,673
THAT'S A NUCLEAR BOMB.
1042
00:56:39,774 --> 00:56:42,676
SO THAT BUTTON HAS ALREADY
BEEN PUSHED -- REALLY HARD.
1043
00:56:42,777 --> 00:56:44,745
AND THERE ARE CERTAIN TRUTHS
TO LIFE,
1044
00:56:44,845 --> 00:56:46,781
LIKE I'M GONNA SCREW UP
FATHERHOOD.
1045
00:56:46,881 --> 00:56:48,682
YOU'RE GONNA SCREW UP
THIS THING WITH CASSIE.
1046
00:56:48,783 --> 00:56:50,383
TYSON'S GONNA SCREW
ANY GIRL HE WANTS,
1047
00:56:50,484 --> 00:56:52,118
MOST LIKELY WITH HIS SHIRT OFF.
1048
00:56:52,218 --> 00:56:54,120
IT'S JUST THE WAY
THE WORLD WORKS, MAN.
YOU GOT TO ROLL WITH IT.
1049
00:56:54,220 --> 00:56:56,424
-I'M NOT GONNA SCREW THIS THING
UP WITH CASSIE.
1050
00:56:56,524 --> 00:56:59,025
-RIGHT. PROVE ME WRONG.
I GOTTA PISS.
1051
00:57:02,195 --> 00:57:05,733
-I'M NOT GONNA SCREW THIS THING
UP WITH CASSIE!
1052
00:57:07,167 --> 00:57:08,569
I'M NOT.
1053
00:57:24,117 --> 00:57:27,488
-LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT
THE WRONG BATHROOM..
1054
00:57:27,588 --> 00:57:29,989
UNLESS YOU WANT TO USE
ONE OF THOSE...
1055
00:57:30,089 --> 00:57:33,193
WHICH I DON'T RECOMMEND.
1056
00:57:35,529 --> 00:57:39,265
-SO...
1057
00:57:39,365 --> 00:57:42,302
UH...
1058
00:57:42,402 --> 00:57:45,038
AH, THE OL' ZIPPER.
1059
00:57:45,138 --> 00:57:46,306
UP AND DOWN.
1060
00:57:46,406 --> 00:57:47,808
ZIPPER.
1061
00:57:47,908 --> 00:57:50,511
-ZIPPER.
-ZIPPER GOES UP AND DOWN.
1062
00:57:50,611 --> 00:57:54,615
-♪ I JUST CAN'T LOVE YOU
ANYMORE ♪
1063
00:57:54,715 --> 00:57:57,618
- AND DOWN.
1064
00:57:57,718 --> 00:58:03,891
-♪ BUT I'M NOT QUITE OVER YOU
1065
00:58:03,990 --> 00:58:10,865
♪ I GUESS I'M NOT QUITE
OVER YOU ♪
1066
00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:15,435
♪ AND ALL THE PAIN
YOU PUT ME THROUGH ♪
1067
00:58:15,536 --> 00:58:17,771
-OH, ROUGH.
1068
00:58:17,872 --> 00:58:24,612
-♪ BUT AS YOU DRAG
MY HEART ALONG... ♪
1069
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:32,853
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
1070
00:58:32,953 --> 00:58:33,787
-WHY NOT?
1071
00:58:33,888 --> 00:58:35,856
-I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
1072
00:58:35,956 --> 00:58:38,024
-SO?
-NO, NO, NO.
1073
00:58:38,124 --> 00:58:40,226
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD
KNOW --
1074
00:58:40,326 --> 00:58:41,562
SHE'S PREGNANT.
1075
00:58:41,662 --> 00:58:45,431
- SO?
- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
1076
00:58:45,533 --> 00:58:49,302
I WANT TO MAKE IT WORK WITH HER.
1077
00:58:49,402 --> 00:58:53,607
SO...
1078
00:58:53,707 --> 00:58:56,042
SORRY.
1079
00:58:56,142 --> 00:58:59,312
YOU WANT, UH -- YEAH,
THIS IS YOURS, YEAH.
1080
00:58:59,412 --> 00:59:00,614
THIS --
1081
00:59:00,714 --> 00:59:05,184
WHAT?
1082
00:59:15,596 --> 00:59:17,430
UM, THANK YOU.
1083
00:59:17,530 --> 00:59:20,968
I HATE YOU. YEAH.
1084
00:59:21,067 --> 00:59:24,470
-I'M NOT GONNA SCREW UP
MY DATE WITH CASSIE!
1085
00:59:24,572 --> 00:59:27,307
I'M GONNA BLOW IT
WITH CASSIE, HUH?
1086
00:59:27,407 --> 00:59:30,811
-YOU'RE GONNA DO FINE, OKAY?
1087
00:59:30,911 --> 00:59:32,813
LISTEN TO ME.
1088
00:59:32,913 --> 00:59:36,016
IF I CAN TURN DOWN
1089
00:59:36,115 --> 00:59:38,018
A CRAZY-ASS DRUNK GIRL
IN A BATHROOM,
1090
00:59:38,117 --> 00:59:40,553
YOU CAN HANDLE A LITTLE DATE.
1091
00:59:40,654 --> 00:59:43,791
AH, TA-DA. HUH?
-IT'S A DRINK.
1092
00:59:43,891 --> 00:59:47,493
-ITA DRINK.
I FIGURE YOU HAVE ONE,
MAYBE LOOSEN YOU UP A BIT.
1093
00:59:47,595 --> 00:59:49,730
BUT JUST ONE, OKAY?
1094
00:59:49,830 --> 00:59:53,566
-WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1095
00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:56,169
-I LIVE HERE.
-YOU HAVE TO EXCUSE
1096
00:59:56,269 --> 00:59:58,204
MY IRRATIONAL, PREGNANT
GIRLFRIEND, SAM.
1097
00:59:58,304 --> 01:00:01,140
-REALLY?
-YEAH, YOU GONNA WALK AROUND
IN YOUR UNDERWEAR LIKE THAT?
1098
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,611
-WELL, YEAH, I'M SURE IT'S
NOTHING HE AIN'T SEEN BEFORE.
1099
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,082
YOU HA SEEN A GIRL IN
HER UNDERWEAR BEFORE, RIGHT?
1100
01:00:08,181 --> 01:00:11,685
-OF COURSE HE HAS, AND HE
WILL AGAIN TONIGHT. RIGHT?
1101
01:00:11,785 --> 01:00:13,754
SEE, HONEY, SAM HERE
IS NERVOUS AS SHIT,
1102
01:00:13,854 --> 01:00:16,857
SO I FIGURE IF WE HAVE A LITTLE
DRINK, IT'LL LOOSEN HIM UP
A BIT.
1103
01:00:16,957 --> 01:00:18,826
-THAT'S A BAD IDEA.
1104
01:00:18,926 --> 01:00:20,493
-A BAD IDEA, I KNOW.
1105
01:00:20,593 --> 01:00:21,996
IT'S AN AWFUL IDEA,
1106
01:00:22,096 --> 01:00:23,529
BUT IT'S THE ONLY ONE I'VE GOT.
1107
01:00:23,631 --> 01:00:24,999
-EXACTLY.
-JUST ONE DRINK.
1108
01:00:25,099 --> 01:00:28,636
-ONE DRINK.
-SUCH A BAD IDEA.
1109
01:00:28,736 --> 01:00:30,603
-WE'RE DOING IT.
ONE DRINK.
1110
01:00:30,704 --> 01:00:32,072
-JUST ONE DRINK.
1111
01:00:32,171 --> 01:00:34,775
-ONE DRINK.
-ONE DRINK.
1112
01:00:41,381 --> 01:00:43,383
-ARE YOU OKAY, SAM?
1113
01:00:43,483 --> 01:00:45,151
-I'M FINE, CASSIE.
1114
01:00:45,251 --> 01:00:48,421
YOUR NAME HAS "ASS" IN IT.
1115
01:00:51,759 --> 01:00:54,094
WHAT A MIGHTY FINE ONE YOU HAVE.
1116
01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:57,497
YOUR ASS, NOT YOUR NAME.
YOUR NAME IS KIND OF WEIRD.
1117
01:00:57,597 --> 01:00:59,532
-ARE WE READY TO ORDER?
1118
01:00:59,632 --> 01:01:02,870
-YES. I WOULD LIKE
THE CAESAR SALAD TO START,
1119
01:01:02,970 --> 01:01:05,371
AND THEN I WILL HAVE THE FILET
MEDIUM RARE,
1120
01:01:05,471 --> 01:01:07,975
AND CAN YOU HOLD
THE GREEN, SPINACHY STUFF
THAT COMES ON THE SIDE?
1121
01:01:08,075 --> 01:01:11,511
I DON'T WANT THAT.
BUT I WILL DOUBLE UP
ON THE CREAMY MASHED POTATOES.
1122
01:01:11,611 --> 01:01:13,881
THANK YOU.
-VERY GOOD.
1123
01:01:13,981 --> 01:01:15,515
AND FOR THE LADY?
1124
01:01:15,615 --> 01:01:19,185
-I WILL HAVE A GRILLED CHICKEN
AND SOME ASPARAGUS, PLEASE.
1125
01:01:19,285 --> 01:01:21,021
JUST NO SAUCE ON THE ASPARAGUS.
1126
01:01:21,121 --> 01:01:23,589
-PERFECT. AND CAN I GET
SOMETHING FOR YOU TO START WITH?
1127
01:01:23,691 --> 01:01:26,392
-NO, THANK YOU.
-HAVE YOU DECIDED
ON A BOTTLE OF WINE?
1128
01:01:26,492 --> 01:01:28,594
-I THINK WE'RE OKAY.
-...TO ORDER ONE!
1129
01:01:28,696 --> 01:01:31,497
WHY DON'T YOU GO GET US
A BOTTLE OF RED, HUH?
1130
01:01:31,597 --> 01:01:33,566
SOMETHING EASY ON THE WALLET,
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
1131
01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:36,136
THIS THING AIN'T GUARANTEED?
1132
01:01:39,472 --> 01:01:41,240
-I THINK THAT I DO.
1133
01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:43,476
I'LL JUST BRING YOU
THE HOUSE CAB, OKAY?
1134
01:01:43,576 --> 01:01:45,344
-PER-FECT.
1135
01:01:45,445 --> 01:01:48,749
-OKAY, I'LL BE BACK
WITH YOUR WINE.
1136
01:01:51,284 --> 01:01:52,820
YOU KNOW, I WAS JUST KIDDING
1137
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,855
ON THE WHOLE
"NOT GUARANTEED" THING.
1138
01:01:56,824 --> 01:02:00,293
HEY, REMEMBER WHEN I SAID
"SAH-LAD"
1139
01:02:00,393 --> 01:02:02,562
LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT?
1140
01:02:02,662 --> 01:02:05,766
THAT WAS FUNNY.
1141
01:02:05,866 --> 01:02:09,435
I'M REALLY FUNNY.
1142
01:02:11,004 --> 01:02:13,339
-SAM, WHAT'S GOING ON?
1143
01:02:13,439 --> 01:02:16,143
-I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME --
WHAT IS GOING ON?
1144
01:02:16,242 --> 01:02:18,045
-I THOUGHT YOU WANTED
TO HAVE A NICE DINNER.
1145
01:02:18,145 --> 01:02:19,545
-I THOUGHT WE WERE.
1146
01:02:19,645 --> 01:02:20,713
-YOU'RE DRUNK.
1147
01:02:20,814 --> 01:02:23,249
-YEAH, BUT YOU CAN CATCH UP.
1148
01:02:27,253 --> 01:02:30,891
YOU KNOW, THAT IS
A GOOD QUESTION.
1149
01:02:30,991 --> 01:02:32,692
WHAT IS GOING ON?
1150
01:02:32,793 --> 01:02:35,796
WHY ARE YOU OUT HERE WITH ME?
1151
01:02:35,896 --> 01:02:37,563
-YOU ASKED ME OUT.
1152
01:02:37,663 --> 01:02:40,266
-AND YOU SAID YES BECAUSE...?
1153
01:02:40,366 --> 01:02:43,336
WHAT?
DO YOU FEEL BAD FOR ME?
1154
01:02:43,436 --> 01:02:46,039
-HERE WE ARE.
I THINK YOU TWO WILL LIKE THIS.
1155
01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:48,274
IT'S GOT A SLIGHT PEPPER TASTE,
1156
01:02:48,374 --> 01:02:50,643
SO IT'LL GO WELL WITH
YOUR STEAK AND YOUR CHICKEN.
1157
01:02:50,743 --> 01:02:52,913
OKAY?
1158
01:02:57,117 --> 01:03:00,187
IT'S EASY ONT HE WALLET,
AS WELL.
1159
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,641
-AH!
1160
01:03:21,741 --> 01:03:23,743
GREAT.
1161
01:03:23,844 --> 01:03:26,814
-I'M OKAY, THANK YOU.
1162
01:03:37,157 --> 01:03:39,927
YOU KNOW, I-I THINK I'M ACTUALLY
GONNA GET OUT OF HERE,
1163
01:03:40,027 --> 01:03:41,761
IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.
1164
01:03:41,862 --> 01:03:43,931
YEP.
1165
01:03:44,031 --> 01:03:47,167
I REMIND YOU
OF YOUR FATHER, RIGHT?
1166
01:03:47,267 --> 01:03:49,169
-WHAT?
1167
01:03:49,269 --> 01:03:52,940
-HE USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL,
PROBABLY DRANK TOO MUCH.
1168
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:57,077
-YES, AND HE WAS AN ASSHOLE,
JUST LIKE YOU'RE BEING
RIGHT NOW.
1169
01:03:57,177 --> 01:03:58,711
WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
-MY POINT IS,
1170
01:03:58,811 --> 01:04:00,881
YOU JUST WANT TO RELIVE YOUR
FAILED RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.
1171
01:04:00,981 --> 01:04:03,917
BUT THIS TIME, YOU JUST WANT TO
TAKE CONTROL AND WALK OUT.
1172
01:04:05,319 --> 01:04:09,289
-MY FAILED RELATIONSHIP?
SAM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
1173
01:04:09,388 --> 01:04:12,059
-YOU'RE TRYING TO USE ME
TO SOLVE YOUR DADDY ISSUES.
1174
01:04:12,159 --> 01:04:14,928
-YES, AND THAT ALL MAKES SENSE
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT
1175
01:04:15,028 --> 01:04:18,731
THAT I HAD NO IDEA
THAT YOU WERE A LOUSY DRUNK
OR AN ASSHOLE UNTIL TONIGHT.
1176
01:04:18,831 --> 01:04:21,134
AND THE FACT IS, SAM, YOU'RE
NOT A FOOTBALL PLAYER.
1177
01:04:21,235 --> 01:04:23,871
YOU WORK AT A BOWLING
ALLEY, WHICH IS FINE.
1178
01:04:23,971 --> 01:04:27,406
AND DESPITE WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE TONIGHT, I KNOW YOU'RE A
REALLY NICE GUY.
1179
01:04:27,506 --> 01:04:29,709
SO IN REALITY, NO, YOU'RE REALLY
NOTHING LIKE MY FATHER.
1180
01:04:29,809 --> 01:04:31,744
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD START LOOKING
AT YOUR OWN ISSUES
1181
01:04:31,844 --> 01:04:34,348
BEFORE YOU START TELLING
OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THEIRS.
1182
01:04:37,918 --> 01:04:40,586
AND FOR THE RECORD,
I CAME HERE TONIGHT
1183
01:04:40,686 --> 01:04:44,358
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY LIKE YOU --
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
1184
01:04:44,457 --> 01:04:47,961
-HOW ARE WE DOING?
-I'M LEAVING.
1185
01:04:48,061 --> 01:04:50,763
-SHOULD I HOLD HER ORDER THEN?
1186
01:04:50,863 --> 01:04:53,599
-NO. YOU CAN BRING IT.
1187
01:04:53,699 --> 01:04:56,136
I'LL EAT IT, TOO.
1188
01:04:56,236 --> 01:04:59,438
SHE HAS DADDY ISSUES.
1189
01:05:10,150 --> 01:05:12,252
WOMEN.
1190
01:05:51,857 --> 01:05:53,793
MEATBALL...
1191
01:05:53,893 --> 01:05:55,494
MEATBALL?
1192
01:05:55,594 --> 01:05:57,297
MEATBALL!
1193
01:05:57,397 --> 01:05:58,831
MEATBALL, LOOK AT ME.
1194
01:05:58,931 --> 01:06:02,202
MEATBALL, I'VE BEEN STARVING YOU
THIS WHOLE TIME, BUDDY.
1195
01:06:02,302 --> 01:06:05,138
IT'S NOT YOU THAT HAS TO GO
ON A DIET, IT'S ME.
1196
01:06:05,238 --> 01:06:07,374
I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO GO
ON A DIET.
1197
01:06:07,473 --> 01:06:11,011
HERE, YOU WANT SOME FOOD?
HUH?
1198
01:06:11,111 --> 01:06:12,312
YOU WANT SOME?
1199
01:06:12,412 --> 01:06:15,915
LET ME GIVE YOU
A LITTLE DESSERT, HUH?
1200
01:06:16,016 --> 01:06:18,684
THERE YOU GO, BUDDY.
YOU LIKE THAT?
1201
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:21,887
MEATBALL.
1202
01:06:21,989 --> 01:06:25,058
FOOD! EAT IT!
1203
01:06:25,158 --> 01:06:27,227
I'M GONNA GO EAT IT.
1204
01:07:02,396 --> 01:07:04,730
SHIT.
1205
01:07:13,373 --> 01:07:15,941
HEY.
1206
01:07:16,043 --> 01:07:17,177
-HEY.
1207
01:07:17,277 --> 01:07:18,778
-I CAME TO APOLOGIZE.
1208
01:07:18,878 --> 01:07:20,080
-YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
1209
01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:22,014
-LOOK, I MESSED UP.
1210
01:07:22,115 --> 01:07:23,682
I'M SORRY.
-IT'S OKAY.
1211
01:07:23,783 --> 01:07:27,054
-IT'S JUST EVERYTHING
WAS GOING SO GOOD,
1212
01:07:27,154 --> 01:07:29,423
BUT I WAS NERVOUS
ABOUT GOING OUT WITH YOU,
1213
01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:31,724
AND I WANTED TO IMPRESS YOU,
SO...
1214
01:07:31,824 --> 01:07:33,093
I STARTED DRINKING.
1215
01:07:33,193 --> 01:07:35,128
-APOLOGY ACCEPTED.
1216
01:07:35,228 --> 01:07:36,896
-WE HAD FUN.
1217
01:07:36,996 --> 01:07:39,332
-YEAH, WE DID.
1218
01:07:39,433 --> 01:07:41,767
-A BUNCH OF US ARE PLAYING POKER
AT MY HOUSE LATER,
1219
01:07:41,867 --> 01:07:43,103
IF YOU WANT TO COME.
1220
01:07:43,203 --> 01:07:44,904
-SURE.
1221
01:07:45,004 --> 01:07:46,705
-SO, I'LL SEE YOU THEN?
1222
01:07:46,806 --> 01:07:48,707
-OKAY.
1223
01:07:50,009 --> 01:07:53,280
-OKAY.
1224
01:07:56,882 --> 01:08:01,421
-IT'S A FIVE-CARD DRAW, KIDS,
SO GET LOOSE AND COMFORTABLE.
1225
01:08:01,521 --> 01:08:05,459
THAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME --
LOOSE AND COMFORTABLE.
1226
01:08:05,559 --> 01:08:08,195
-SO, HOW FAR ALONG
ARE YOU, ANYWAYS?
1227
01:08:08,295 --> 01:08:09,362
-GOTTA BE AT LEAST SIX MONTHS.
1228
01:08:09,463 --> 01:08:11,931
-WE DON'T KNOW YET, OKAY?
1229
01:08:12,031 --> 01:08:13,933
WE JUST GOT ALL THAT
INSURANCE STUFF WORKED OUT.
1230
01:08:14,033 --> 01:08:17,636
BUT WE HAVE OUR FIRST DOCTOR'S
APPOINTMENT TOMORROW!
1231
01:08:17,736 --> 01:08:20,940
-THAT'S RIGHT --
WE HAVE OUR FIRST
DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TOMORROW.
1232
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,742
I'M NOT LETTING HER GO ALONE.
I'VE SEEN PORNOS. I KNOW
WHAT HAPPENS.
1233
01:08:23,843 --> 01:08:25,978
TYSON, YOU
CAN BACK ME UP ON THIS.
-YEAH, FOR SURE.
1234
01:08:26,078 --> 01:08:27,980
-YOU GUYS ARE DUMB-ASSES.
1235
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:30,649
-IT'S OKAY, SAM.
1236
01:08:30,749 --> 01:08:34,187
YOU INVITED HER.
I'M SURE SHE'LL COME.
1237
01:08:34,287 --> 01:08:37,124
-YEAH.
1238
01:09:01,414 --> 01:09:03,883
-THANK YOU SO MUCH, HONEY,
FOR BEING HERE.
1239
01:09:03,983 --> 01:09:06,785
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
-YEAH, OF COURSE.
1240
01:09:08,654 --> 01:09:11,324
-MMM. MMM.
1241
01:09:11,424 --> 01:09:14,059
-HOW MANY OF THOSE
HAVE YOU HAD TODAY?
1242
01:09:14,161 --> 01:09:16,630
-I'M EATING FOR TWO, MILES.
1243
01:09:16,729 --> 01:09:18,931
-OKAY, RELAX.
1244
01:09:19,031 --> 01:09:21,800
OH, COME ON, MAN.
WHERE THE HELL IS THIS GUY?
1245
01:09:21,901 --> 01:09:26,339
-HE HAS A LOT OF PATIENTS --
UNLIKE YOU.
1246
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,341
GET OFF THE CHAIR!
1247
01:09:28,441 --> 01:09:30,410
WHAT ARE YOU, A KID?
-WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
1248
01:09:30,510 --> 01:09:32,445
-IT'S THE DOCTOR'S CHAIR.
-SO?
1249
01:09:32,546 --> 01:09:33,979
-DO YOU HAVE A PhD?
-NO.
1250
01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:35,382
OKAY, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.
1251
01:09:35,482 --> 01:09:37,284
-GOOD AFTERNOON.
1252
01:09:37,384 --> 01:09:39,252
-GOOD AFTERNOON.
-DOCTOR.
1253
01:09:41,221 --> 01:09:44,056
UM, IS IT TWINS?
IT FEELS LIKE TWINS.
1254
01:09:44,156 --> 01:09:46,193
-IT LOOKS LIKE TWINS.
-LET ME ASK YOU TWO SOMETHING.
1255
01:09:46,293 --> 01:09:47,527
DID YOU GUYS BY ANY CHANCE
1256
01:09:47,627 --> 01:09:49,596
USE ONE OF THOSE
HOME-PREGNANCY TESTS?
1257
01:09:49,695 --> 01:09:51,797
-MM-HMM. IT'S CALLED
LOOKING IN THE MIRROR.
1258
01:09:51,897 --> 01:09:53,366
YEAH.
1259
01:09:53,466 --> 01:09:55,901
OKAY, WELL, WE RAN
THE BLOOD TESTS,
1260
01:09:56,001 --> 01:09:57,270
AND WE DID THE TEST HERE,
1261
01:09:57,370 --> 01:10:00,407
AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU, LaSHAWNA,
ARE NOT PREGNANT.
1262
01:10:02,409 --> 01:10:03,643
-EXCUSE ME?
1263
01:10:03,742 --> 01:10:05,110
-IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT.
1264
01:10:05,212 --> 01:10:07,112
-NO, IT LOOKS LIKE LaSHAWNA
IS PREGNANT.
1265
01:10:07,214 --> 01:10:08,515
THAT'S WHY LaSHAWNA'S HERE,
1266
01:10:08,615 --> 01:10:10,115
BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE
SHE'S PREGNANT.
1267
01:10:10,217 --> 01:10:12,818
-IT'S OKAY. HOLD ON.
JUST LET ME JUMP IN ON THIS.
1268
01:10:12,918 --> 01:10:16,289
UM, SO YOU'RE SAYING
THERE'S NO KID IN THERE?
1269
01:10:16,389 --> 01:10:19,758
-AT THE MOMENT, LaSHAWNA
IS, UH, TOTALLY KID FREE.
1270
01:10:19,858 --> 01:10:23,729
-OKAY, UM...
1271
01:10:23,829 --> 01:10:27,099
BUT I'M SHOWING
THE SYMPTOMS, SO...
1272
01:10:27,199 --> 01:10:29,768
-WELL, YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, THERE
CAN BE A LOT OF REASONS
FOR SYMPTOMS
1273
01:10:29,868 --> 01:10:35,007
LIKE, UH, TENDER NIPPLES,
VOMITING, CRAVINGS.
1274
01:10:35,107 --> 01:10:36,543
-LIKE WHAT?
1275
01:10:36,643 --> 01:10:40,513
-WELL, AN UNHEALTHY DIET,
FOR STARTERS.
1276
01:10:40,614 --> 01:10:47,420
-SO, DOCTOR, LET ME JUST BE
100% WITH THIS.
1277
01:10:47,520 --> 01:10:49,121
AIN'T NOTHING IN THERE?
1278
01:10:49,221 --> 01:10:51,358
-NOTHING.
1279
01:10:52,325 --> 01:10:55,595
WELL, I'M SORRY.
I'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE.
1280
01:10:55,695 --> 01:10:57,297
-THANK YOU, DOCTOR.
1281
01:11:03,270 --> 01:11:06,205
YOU OKAY?
1282
01:11:06,306 --> 01:11:08,040
-I WILL BE.
1283
01:11:08,140 --> 01:11:11,278
-COME HERE. SORRY.
1284
01:11:11,378 --> 01:11:12,579
-IT'S FINE.
1285
01:11:12,679 --> 01:11:14,614
IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST,
RIGHT?
1286
01:11:14,714 --> 01:11:20,019
-YEAH, FOR SURE. I MEAN,
WE CAN ALWAYS TRY AGAIN LATER.
1287
01:11:20,119 --> 01:11:22,087
-WHAT?
1288
01:11:22,187 --> 01:11:26,359
-LATER, WE CAN -- LATER IF WE
WANT TO HAVE A KID,
1289
01:11:26,459 --> 01:11:28,395
WE CAN ALWAYS TRY...
-TRY AGAIN?
1290
01:11:28,495 --> 01:11:29,995
-LATER, THOUGH, YEAH, BUT YES.
1291
01:11:30,095 --> 01:11:35,368
A LOT -- A LOT OF TIME BETWEEN
FROM NOW TO THEN PROBABLY.
1292
01:11:35,468 --> 01:11:38,137
-YEAH.
-SO DON'T BE BUMMED, OKAY?
1293
01:11:38,237 --> 01:11:39,238
- THANK YOU.
1294
01:11:39,339 --> 01:11:41,040
-OR TOO EXCITED.
1295
01:11:48,581 --> 01:11:53,152
SO, FUNNY STORY --
LaSHAWNA'S NOT PREGNANT.
1296
01:11:53,252 --> 01:11:55,388
-YOU GOT THE BIG "A," HUH?
1297
01:11:55,488 --> 01:11:59,091
-NO, NO.
TURNS OUT SHE NEVER WAS.
1298
01:11:59,191 --> 01:12:04,798
-WELL, THAT'S GREAT NEWS, MILES.
1299
01:12:04,897 --> 01:12:06,098
-YEAH.
1300
01:12:06,198 --> 01:12:09,569
AND I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY GONNA
SOUND STUPID TO YOU,
1301
01:12:09,669 --> 01:12:12,772
BUT I WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF
LOOKING FORWARD TO IT,
1302
01:12:12,871 --> 01:12:15,274
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.
1303
01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:17,711
-YOU'D BE A HORRIBLE FATHER,
MILES.
1304
01:12:17,811 --> 01:12:20,447
YOU EVEN SAID SO YOURSELF.
1305
01:12:20,547 --> 01:12:23,082
-FUCK YOU.
1306
01:12:23,182 --> 01:12:27,219
I'M SURE I WOULD SUCK,
BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY, RIGHT?
1307
01:12:27,319 --> 01:12:29,489
OTHERWISE, WHAT'S THE POINT?
1308
01:12:29,589 --> 01:12:31,957
YOU GET THAT, RIGHT?
1309
01:12:51,276 --> 01:12:52,945
-LEAVE A FLOWER, SAM.
1310
01:12:53,045 --> 01:12:54,947
DON'T TRY TOO HARD.
1311
01:12:59,786 --> 01:13:04,624
OKAY, BIG FELLA.
LET'S DO THIS.
1312
01:13:09,128 --> 01:13:11,196
-OH, OH, PERFECT.
1313
01:13:11,296 --> 01:13:15,334
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME.
COULD I ASK A HUGE FAVOR?
1314
01:13:15,435 --> 01:13:18,003
-SURE.
-THAT'S A GIANT TEDDY BEAR.
1315
01:13:18,103 --> 01:13:19,171
-YEAH.
1316
01:13:19,271 --> 01:13:21,306
-YOU WORK AT THE BOWLING ALLEY,
DON'T YOU?
1317
01:13:21,408 --> 01:13:23,008
-RIGHT.
1318
01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:24,511
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU.
1319
01:13:24,611 --> 01:13:26,311
HERE -- THANK YOU --
COULD YOU JUST HOLD --
1320
01:13:26,413 --> 01:13:27,881
I'M TRYING TO HELP MY SON.
1321
01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:30,182
-OKAY.
1322
01:13:30,282 --> 01:13:32,951
-OH, HERE.
-LOT OF STUFF YOU GOT THERE.
1323
01:13:33,051 --> 01:13:35,287
-WELL, MY BOYFRIEND
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE,
1324
01:13:35,387 --> 01:13:36,790
BUT AS ALWAYS, HE'S LATE.
1325
01:13:36,890 --> 01:13:39,158
OH, I NEVER THOUGHT
THIS DAY WOULD COME.
1326
01:13:39,258 --> 01:13:40,993
HE'S JUST INSIDE GETTING HER.
1327
01:13:41,093 --> 01:13:44,764
JUST, OKAY...
1328
01:13:44,864 --> 01:13:48,435
-OKAY, SHE'S COMING OUT
ANY SECOND.
1329
01:13:48,535 --> 01:13:51,604
SHE'S JUST PUTTING ON HER SHOES.
1330
01:13:51,704 --> 01:13:53,673
DID YOU PROCURE THE FLOWERS,
MOM?
1331
01:13:53,773 --> 01:13:55,374
-WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M HOLDING?
1332
01:13:55,475 --> 01:13:58,678
-AND THE SIGN -- PLEASE TELL ME
YOU DID NOT MAKE IT FLOWERY.
1333
01:13:58,778 --> 01:13:59,945
-I MADE IT PRETTY.
1334
01:14:00,045 --> 01:14:02,114
-YEAH, I PRETTY MUCH
SHOULD BE GOING.
1335
01:14:02,214 --> 01:14:05,017
-OH, MY GOD.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DID NOT
BRING A TEDDY BEAR, MOTHER!
1336
01:14:05,117 --> 01:14:06,619
-NO, THAT'S HIS.
1337
01:14:06,719 --> 01:14:07,854
HE WAS JUST WALKING BY.
1338
01:14:07,953 --> 01:14:09,789
HE WORKS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY.
1339
01:14:09,889 --> 01:14:11,491
-YEAH, REALLY,
I SHOULD BE GOING.
1340
01:14:11,591 --> 01:14:13,693
I'M SORRY.
-HELLO?
1341
01:14:13,793 --> 01:14:15,528
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
1342
01:14:15,628 --> 01:14:17,630
-CASSIE.
-JUST ONE MORE SECOND.
1343
01:14:17,730 --> 01:14:19,566
-I'VE MADE SOME BIG MISTAKES
IN MY LIFE,
1344
01:14:19,666 --> 01:14:24,002
AND I'M SURE THAT I'M GONNA MAKE
A FEW MORE.
1345
01:14:24,102 --> 01:14:26,873
OKAY, I'M -- I'M SO SORRY
TO INTERRUPT YOU, BUT --
1346
01:14:26,972 --> 01:14:31,210
HI, SAM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING...HERE?
1347
01:14:31,310 --> 01:14:33,078
-HE'S HOLDING THE SIGN!
1348
01:14:33,178 --> 01:14:34,581
-YOU KNOW HIM?
1349
01:14:34,681 --> 01:14:35,949
-WELL, YEAH, I'M HIS TRAINER.
1350
01:14:36,048 --> 01:14:37,382
BUT I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND
1351
01:14:37,484 --> 01:14:38,518
WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE.
1352
01:14:38,618 --> 01:14:40,319
-I'M SORRY. I SHOULD BE GOING.
1353
01:14:40,419 --> 01:14:41,987
-HE WORKS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY.
1354
01:14:42,087 --> 01:14:43,021
-OKAY. RIGHT.
1355
01:14:43,121 --> 01:14:46,726
ANYWAY, WHAT I WANTED
TO STATE WAS
1356
01:14:46,826 --> 01:14:50,195
I WANT TO MAKE
MY MISTAKES WITH YOU,
1357
01:14:50,295 --> 01:14:53,833
AND I WANT YOU TO MAKE
YOUR MISTAKES WITH ME.
1358
01:14:53,933 --> 01:14:58,638
I LOVE YOU
TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE.
1359
01:14:58,738 --> 01:15:03,610
THE SUM OF MY FEELINGS
EQUALS 360.
1360
01:15:03,710 --> 01:15:08,982
NEITHER PYTHAGORAS, DESCARTES,
NOR MADAME CURIE CAN CALCULATE
1361
01:15:09,081 --> 01:15:13,085
STEPHAN'S AFFLICTION
FOR THEE, CASSIE.
1362
01:15:13,185 --> 01:15:16,421
NOW PLEASE RULE OUT
THE PROBABILITIES
1363
01:15:16,523 --> 01:15:22,529
AND AGREE TO SINE AND COSINE
THIS LIFELONG DECREE.
1364
01:15:22,629 --> 01:15:27,700
SO I ASK YOU NOW
ON BENDED KNEE...
1365
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,603
CASSIE -- SIGN --
1366
01:15:30,703 --> 01:15:34,339
WILL YOU MARRY STEPHAN TODAY?
1367
01:16:10,342 --> 01:16:12,679
-WELL?
1368
01:16:12,779 --> 01:16:14,479
-YES.
1369
01:16:17,249 --> 01:16:18,283
-OH!
1370
01:16:18,383 --> 01:16:24,857
OH, THIS IS WHAT MAKES
A MOTHER SO PROUD!
1371
01:16:26,960 --> 01:16:29,596
-I'M GONNA GO GET SOME FOOD.
1372
01:16:36,268 --> 01:16:37,604
-HEY, EVERYBODY!
1373
01:16:37,704 --> 01:16:41,173
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!
1374
01:16:55,554 --> 01:16:59,191
-MILES!
1375
01:16:59,291 --> 01:17:03,096
LaSHAWNA!
1376
01:17:03,195 --> 01:17:05,330
ASSHOLES!
1377
01:17:07,667 --> 01:17:11,336
ASSHOLE, YOU READY FOR ME?
1378
01:17:11,436 --> 01:17:14,107
BITCH.
1379
01:17:20,178 --> 01:17:23,049
QUITTER!
YOU FUCKING QUITTER!
1380
01:17:45,537 --> 01:17:47,439
MEATBALL!
1381
01:18:11,263 --> 01:18:13,265
-IT'S OUR --
WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?
1382
01:18:13,365 --> 01:18:14,633
-ENGAGEMENT.
1383
01:18:14,734 --> 01:18:17,103
-OUR ENGAGEMENT.
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED.
1384
01:18:17,202 --> 01:18:18,370
-CONGRATS.
1385
01:18:18,470 --> 01:18:21,440
-I'M STILL IN DISBELIEF
THAT YOU SAID YES.
1386
01:18:21,540 --> 01:18:23,308
THIS IS A HAPPY DAY.
1387
01:18:23,408 --> 01:18:25,277
ARE YOU HAPPY?
1388
01:18:25,377 --> 01:18:27,446
-I'M HAPPY.
1389
01:18:27,546 --> 01:18:29,648
-I KNOW MY MOM IS HAPPY.
1390
01:18:29,749 --> 01:18:32,284
SHE'S HOPING I'LL MOVE OUT NOW.
1391
01:18:36,055 --> 01:18:38,024
OH, JESUS.
-WHAT?
1392
01:18:38,124 --> 01:18:41,259
-THEY'RE DOING
THAT STUPID KARAOKE THING.
1393
01:18:41,359 --> 01:18:43,730
THIS IS WHERE YOU AND I
MAKE SUCH A GOOD PAIR.
1394
01:18:43,830 --> 01:18:45,098
YOU WOULD NEVER SEE
1395
01:18:45,198 --> 01:18:47,332
ONE OF US UP THERE MAKING
A FOOL OF OURSELVES.
1396
01:18:47,432 --> 01:18:48,567
-YEAH.
1397
01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:50,737
-SORRY, I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE
THAT THEY DID THIS HERE.
1398
01:18:50,837 --> 01:18:52,304
MUST BE A SPECIAL NIGHT THING.
1399
01:18:52,404 --> 01:18:54,673
-THAT'S OKAY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1400
01:18:54,774 --> 01:18:56,976
YOU KNOW,
I STILL HAVEN'T TOLD MY MOM.
1401
01:18:57,076 --> 01:18:58,543
-YOU SHOULD DO THAT.
1402
01:18:58,643 --> 01:19:00,712
-YEAH, I THINK I'M GONNA
GO OUTSIDE AND CALL HER.
1403
01:19:00,813 --> 01:19:01,914
IT'S REALLY LOUD IN HERE.
1404
01:19:02,014 --> 01:19:04,516
-OKAY, I'LL WAIT
FOR THE APPETIZERS.
1405
01:19:04,616 --> 01:19:06,384
HEY...
1406
01:19:06,485 --> 01:19:10,622
YOU WANT TO LEAVE SOME MONEY
IN CASE THEY LEAVE A BILL?
1407
01:19:10,722 --> 01:19:14,093
-I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
-OKAY.
1408
01:19:14,193 --> 01:19:16,763
-♪ I REALLY WANNA BE WITH YOU
1409
01:19:16,863 --> 01:19:20,800
♪ I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY DO ♪
1410
01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:22,734
♪ YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
1411
01:19:22,835 --> 01:19:27,339
♪ I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY WANNA BE
WITH YOU ♪
1412
01:19:27,439 --> 01:19:30,742
♪ YEEEEEAH
1413
01:19:30,843 --> 01:19:38,017
-♪ YEEEEAH
1414
01:20:21,928 --> 01:20:28,134
-♪ LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM
1415
01:20:28,234 --> 01:20:32,071
♪ IN A FIELD OF PURPLE FLOWERS
1416
01:20:32,171 --> 01:20:34,339
♪ I HAD SOME SPECIAL POWERS
1417
01:20:34,439 --> 01:20:37,043
♪ SO I THOUGHT YOU WERE THERE
1418
01:20:37,143 --> 01:20:40,012
♪ AND YOU APPEARED
1419
01:20:40,112 --> 01:20:44,083
♪ THE SUN WAS FLOATING
IN THE SKY ♪
1420
01:20:44,183 --> 01:20:49,121
♪ THE RAIN WAS WET,
BUT WE WERE DRY AND WARM ♪
1421
01:20:49,222 --> 01:20:52,757
♪ WE HAD NO VOICE
1422
01:20:52,859 --> 01:20:55,627
♪ WE SPOKE WITH OUR TELEPATHY
1423
01:20:55,727 --> 01:20:58,663
♪ I FELT ALL THAT YOU
FELT FOR ME ♪
1424
01:20:58,763 --> 01:21:03,936
♪ AND UNDERSTOOD
WHAT I NEVER COULD ♪
1425
01:21:06,906 --> 01:21:08,740
-THEY HAVE ROBERTS
LOADED ON TO THE CART.
1426
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:10,542
AND AS THEY'RE WHEELING HIM
TO THE LOCKER ROOM,
1427
01:21:10,642 --> 01:21:12,278
HE'S GIVING A THUMBS-UP
TO THE CROWD --
1428
01:21:12,377 --> 01:21:14,846
ALWAYS A GOOD SIGN.
1429
01:21:14,947 --> 01:21:16,949
KNEE INJURIES ARE ALWAYS TOUGH
ON THESE PLAYERS,
1430
01:21:17,049 --> 01:21:19,851
ESPECIALLY THE ONES
WHO RELY ON SPEED LIKE SAM.
1431
01:21:19,952 --> 01:21:22,188
PHYSICALLY HEALING FROM THESE
INJURIES IS ONE THING,
1432
01:21:22,288 --> 01:21:23,722
BUT MENTALLY
YOU HAVE TO WONDER
1433
01:21:23,822 --> 01:21:25,657
IF THEY CAN TRUST
THEIR KNEE AGAIN.
1434
01:21:25,757 --> 01:21:28,294
WILL THEY BE WILLING TO RUN
FULL OUT?
1435
01:21:28,393 --> 01:21:30,528
ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
1436
01:22:46,138 --> 01:22:49,507
-SO, WHEN'S THE DATE?
1437
01:22:49,607 --> 01:22:50,942
-I DON'T KNOW.
1438
01:22:51,043 --> 01:22:54,013
WE HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT YET.
1439
01:22:54,113 --> 01:22:57,782
-YOU DON'T SEEM OVERLY EXCITED.
1440
01:22:57,882 --> 01:22:59,352
-YEAH? I DON'T KNOW.
1441
01:22:59,452 --> 01:23:01,586
I JUST THOUGHT I'D BE MORE
INTO IT BY NOW,
1442
01:23:01,686 --> 01:23:04,023
BUT...IT'S JUST WEIRD.
1443
01:23:04,123 --> 01:23:07,026
MAYBE I'M JUST GETTING USED
TO THE IDEA.
1444
01:23:10,463 --> 01:23:13,565
HOW'S SAM DOING?
1445
01:23:13,665 --> 01:23:14,899
-GOOD.
1446
01:23:15,001 --> 01:23:17,802
MY BROTHER SAYS THAT HE'S STILL
WORKING OUT IN THE PARKS
1447
01:23:17,902 --> 01:23:21,040
IN THE AFTERNOONS.
1448
01:23:21,140 --> 01:23:24,377
-THAT'S GOOD.
1449
01:23:24,477 --> 01:23:26,678
-YEAH.
1450
01:23:50,568 --> 01:23:53,072
-HEY.
1451
01:23:53,172 --> 01:23:56,007
YOU'RE RUN RUNNING.
1452
01:23:56,108 --> 01:23:59,944
-YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT WAS MOSTLY IN MY HEAD.
1453
01:24:00,046 --> 01:24:02,148
-YEAH.
1454
01:24:02,248 --> 01:24:05,418
YEAH, WELL, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY THANKS
1455
01:24:05,518 --> 01:24:09,754
FOR BEING SO COOL
WHEN STEPHAN...YOU KNOW...
1456
01:24:09,854 --> 01:24:12,224
-OH, I'M A COOL GUY, SO...
1457
01:24:12,324 --> 01:24:13,858
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
1458
01:24:13,958 --> 01:24:16,027
-YEAH, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU
COULD HAVE REALLY FREAKED OUT.
1459
01:24:16,128 --> 01:24:17,729
I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE.
1460
01:24:17,829 --> 01:24:19,398
-THOUGHT ABOUT IT.
1461
01:24:19,498 --> 01:24:21,800
CONGRATULATIONS, BY THE WAY.
1462
01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:24,803
HE'S A LUCKY, LUCKY GUY.
1463
01:24:24,903 --> 01:24:27,373
-THANKS.
1464
01:24:27,473 --> 01:24:30,543
-SO, HAVE YOU, UH,
SET A DATE YET?
1465
01:24:30,642 --> 01:24:33,179
-THAT'S A POPULAR QUESTION.
UM, NO.
1466
01:24:33,279 --> 01:24:35,613
NO, WE HAVEN'T.
1467
01:24:35,713 --> 01:24:37,816
-OKAY.
1468
01:24:55,201 --> 01:24:58,204
-OKAY, WELL,
IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU.
1469
01:24:58,304 --> 01:25:00,004
-YEAH.
1470
01:25:00,106 --> 01:25:02,541
SEE YOU AROUND.
1471
01:25:05,511 --> 01:25:08,713
-HEY, DO YOU WANT TO GET
A COFFEE WITH ME --
1472
01:25:08,813 --> 01:25:10,483
OR SOMETHING?
1473
01:25:10,583 --> 01:25:12,951
-I'M TRYING TO CUT OUT
ALL DAIRY.
1474
01:25:13,051 --> 01:25:15,488
-OH, YEAH.
1475
01:25:15,588 --> 01:25:18,324
THAT'S TOTALLY SMART.
1476
01:25:18,424 --> 01:25:21,127
OKAY, WELL,
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND THEN?
1477
01:25:21,227 --> 01:25:23,496
-OKAY, BYE.
1478
01:25:27,533 --> 01:25:28,766
-BYE.
1479
01:25:59,964 --> 01:26:02,901
-SO TODAY'S THE BIG DAY.
1480
01:26:03,001 --> 01:26:04,669
-FOR WHAT?
-THE WEIGHT WAR.
1481
01:26:04,769 --> 01:26:06,272
-WHAT?
WE'RE STILL DOING THAT?
1482
01:26:06,372 --> 01:26:08,006
-I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS WHO WON.
1483
01:26:08,106 --> 01:26:09,308
-WHO?
-SAM.
1484
01:26:09,408 --> 01:26:10,875
HE'S THE ONLY ONE
THAT'S DONE ANYTHING.
1485
01:26:10,975 --> 01:26:13,312
-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'VE BEEN STARVING MYSELF.
1486
01:26:13,412 --> 01:26:15,614
-HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU LOST?
-TWO POUNDS.
1487
01:26:15,713 --> 01:26:17,949
-YOU LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.
1488
01:26:18,049 --> 01:26:20,118
-I'M REALLY HUNGRY.
1489
01:26:20,219 --> 01:26:21,886
I REALLY WANTED THAT MONEY.
1490
01:26:21,986 --> 01:26:24,390
-HONEY, I TOLD YOU --
BLUEBERRIES.
1491
01:26:24,490 --> 01:26:25,957
FULL OF ANTIOXIDANTS.
1492
01:26:26,057 --> 01:26:28,394
YOU WOULDN'T BE HUNGRY,
AND YOU WOULD'VE LOST WEIGHT.
1493
01:26:28,494 --> 01:26:29,761
-THANK YOU, TONY ROBBINS.
1494
01:26:29,861 --> 01:26:32,163
-ANYWAY, HOW MUCH WEIGHT
DID YOU ACTUALLY LOSE?
1495
01:26:32,264 --> 01:26:34,233
-I DON'T KNOW.
ABOUT 12 POUNDS.
1496
01:26:40,239 --> 01:26:41,540
WHAT?
1497
01:26:44,310 --> 01:26:46,177
IT WAS A FLY.
1498
01:26:46,278 --> 01:26:48,480
-SO WE ALL AGREE
SAM'S THE WINNER?
1499
01:26:48,581 --> 01:26:50,583
YEAH, AS LONG AS I AIN'T GOT
TO GET ON NO SCALE,
1500
01:26:50,683 --> 01:26:52,685
I'M COOL WITH ALL OF THAT.
1501
01:26:52,784 --> 01:26:55,019
-CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY.
YOU ARE THE BIG WINNER.
1502
01:26:55,119 --> 01:26:56,655
-ALL RIGHT, SAM.
WAY TO GO.
1503
01:26:56,754 --> 01:26:59,225
-CASSIE WOULD BE SO --
WHAT?
1504
01:26:59,325 --> 01:27:01,360
-IXNAY ON THE ASSICAY.
1505
01:27:01,460 --> 01:27:02,561
-IT'S OKAY, GUYS.
1506
01:27:02,661 --> 01:27:04,062
JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS,
1507
01:27:04,162 --> 01:27:06,632
CASSIE GOT ENGAGED AND --
YEAH.
1508
01:27:06,731 --> 01:27:09,435
-I'M SORRY, SAM.
-I DIDN'T LIKE HER ANYWAYS.
1509
01:27:09,535 --> 01:27:11,237
-SHE SMOKES.
1510
01:27:11,337 --> 01:27:12,638
-WELL, IT IS WHAT IT IS.
1511
01:27:12,737 --> 01:27:14,506
I SAW HER AT THE PARK TODAY.
1512
01:27:14,607 --> 01:27:15,974
-YOU SAW HER TODAY?
1513
01:27:16,074 --> 01:27:17,443
-YEAH, SHE CAME BY TO SAY HI.
1514
01:27:17,543 --> 01:27:19,978
-OH, YEAH. I TOLD HER
THAT YOU WORK OUT THERE.
1515
01:27:20,078 --> 01:27:22,013
-SO YOU TOLD HER
THAT HE WAS GONNA BE THERE,
1516
01:27:22,113 --> 01:27:23,716
AND THEN YOU RAN INTO HER?
1517
01:27:23,815 --> 01:27:25,251
-YEAH.
1518
01:27:25,351 --> 01:27:27,319
-AM I THE ONLY ONE
CONNECTING THE DOTS
1519
01:27:27,419 --> 01:27:29,754
ON THIS ONE?
-DOTS?
1520
01:27:29,854 --> 01:27:34,393
-OKAY, LET'S SAY YOU GOT
A BIG, GIANT, JUICY
CHEESEBURGER.
1521
01:27:34,493 --> 01:27:36,262
YOU WALK UP TO IT.
1522
01:27:36,362 --> 01:27:40,466
ARE YOU JUST GONNA SAY HI,
OR ARE YOU GONNA EAT
THAT MOTHERFUCKER?
1523
01:27:40,566 --> 01:27:42,200
-I'D PROBABLY EAT IT.
1524
01:27:42,301 --> 01:27:45,271
-YOU'RE HER CHEESEBURGER.
SHE DIDN'T GOT HERE TO SAY HI.
1525
01:27:45,371 --> 01:27:48,540
SHE WAS HUNGRY.
-CASSIE DOESN'T LIKE
CHEESEBURGERS.
1526
01:27:48,641 --> 01:27:50,008
-I WANT A CHEESEBURGER.
1527
01:27:50,108 --> 01:27:52,076
-OH, MY GOD. THERE'S THESE
GREAT BLUEBERRY BUNS.
1528
01:27:52,176 --> 01:27:53,945
-OKAY, FORGET THE CHEESEBURGER.
1529
01:27:54,045 --> 01:27:56,515
THIS ISN'T ABOUT FOOD.
1530
01:27:56,615 --> 01:27:59,351
SHE RAN INTO YOU ON PURPOSE.
1531
01:27:59,451 --> 01:28:00,852
-HE ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE
THIS TIME.
1532
01:28:00,952 --> 01:28:03,455
-OH, MY GOD,
THIS IS EXHAUSTING.
1533
01:28:03,555 --> 01:28:06,292
-SHE WANTS A CHEESEBURGER.
1534
01:28:06,392 --> 01:28:09,227
SHE WANTS A CHEESEBURGER.
1535
01:28:09,328 --> 01:28:15,166
SHE WANTS A CHEESEBURGER --
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE
ANY SENSE.
1536
01:28:15,266 --> 01:28:18,002
WAIT.
1537
01:28:18,102 --> 01:28:20,639
SHE WANTS A CHEESEBURGER.
1538
01:28:20,739 --> 01:28:23,676
I'M A CHEESEBURGER.
1539
01:28:23,776 --> 01:28:27,746
I'M A CHEESEBURGER!
SHE WANTS ME!
1540
01:28:27,845 --> 01:28:31,750
OH, MY GOD!
I'M A CHEESEBURGER!
1541
01:28:33,017 --> 01:28:35,019
THAT'S STUPID.
1542
01:28:45,063 --> 01:28:46,632
HI.
1543
01:28:46,732 --> 01:28:48,467
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1544
01:28:48,567 --> 01:28:51,637
-I'M A CHEESEBURGER.
1545
01:28:53,037 --> 01:28:54,573
WHAT?
1546
01:28:54,673 --> 01:28:56,475
-I KNOW, IT'S STUPID.
1547
01:28:56,575 --> 01:28:59,210
UM, ABOUT THAT CUP OF COFFEE?
1548
01:28:59,310 --> 01:29:01,413
MAYBE I DON'T HAVE TO CUT OUT
DAIRY COMPLETELY.
1549
01:29:01,513 --> 01:29:07,018
MAYBE I JUST HAVE TO HAVE
BALANCE AND HAVE, LIKE,
A SALAD OR SOMETHING.
1550
01:29:07,118 --> 01:29:08,354
-A SALAD?
1551
01:29:08,454 --> 01:29:10,756
WHAT IS THAT, LIKE,
MEXICAN, OR...?
1552
01:29:10,855 --> 01:29:13,459
SAH-LAD, SAH-LAD!
1553
01:29:13,559 --> 01:29:15,093
YEAH.
1554
01:29:15,193 --> 01:29:17,862
-ANYWAY, I KNOW YOU'RE ENGAGED
AND EVERYTHING.
1555
01:29:17,962 --> 01:29:22,333
I'M NOT...ENGAGED --
ANYMORE.
1556
01:29:22,434 --> 01:29:24,969
-YOU'RE NOT ENGAGED?
-NO.
1557
01:29:25,069 --> 01:29:26,170
-WHAT HAPPENED?
1558
01:29:26,270 --> 01:29:28,807
-HE JUST WASN'T THE RIGHT GUY
FOR ME, YOU KNOW?
1559
01:29:28,906 --> 01:29:31,976
-CRAZY.
1560
01:29:32,076 --> 01:29:35,447
-YES, WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
SOME MADNESS IN LOVE,
1561
01:29:35,547 --> 01:29:38,249
BUT THERE'S ALSO SOME REASON
IN MADNESS.
1562
01:29:38,349 --> 01:29:41,919
-FRED PIZZA.
-FRED PIZZA.
1563
01:29:43,756 --> 01:29:46,592
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1564
01:29:46,692 --> 01:29:50,763
-UH, UM...I WAS WONDERING --
1565
01:29:50,863 --> 01:29:53,399
DO YOU WANT TO GET
THAT CUP OF COFFEE?
1566
01:29:55,967 --> 01:29:58,236
-YES.
1567
01:29:59,170 --> 01:30:02,173
-WAIT, I WASN'T READY FOR THAT.
CAN WE KISS AGAIN?
-YEAH.
1568
01:30:02,273 --> 01:30:03,742
-WAIT A SECOND.
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
1569
01:30:03,842 --> 01:30:06,377
-OH, WELL, I FOUND HIM
ON THE STREET
1570
01:30:06,478 --> 01:30:09,681
OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE, BUT HE WAS
SO CUTE AND BIG AND FLUFFY,
1571
01:30:09,782 --> 01:30:11,382
I JUST HAD TO
KIND OF TAKE HIM IN.
1572
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:19,892
HOW ABOUT WE HAVE THAT CUP
OF COFFEE HERE?
1573
01:30:26,532 --> 01:30:30,134
-REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
I MENTIONED THE WHOLE
DADDY ISSUE THING
1574
01:30:30,234 --> 01:30:32,604
AND HOW CASSIE WOULD DEFINITELY
LEAVE SAM?
1575
01:30:32,704 --> 01:30:34,305
WELL, MAYBE I WAS A LITTLE OFF.
1576
01:30:34,405 --> 01:30:36,909
OKAY, I WAS --
I WAS WAY OFF.
1577
01:30:37,008 --> 01:30:39,177
AS IT TURNS OUT,
CASSIE WAS SOMEHOW ABLE
1578
01:30:39,277 --> 01:30:42,648
TO SEE BEYOND SAM'S SLIGHTLY
CHUBBY EXTERIOR.
1579
01:30:42,748 --> 01:30:45,149
AND WHILE SAM WORKED OFF
THE OLD POUNDS
1580
01:30:45,249 --> 01:30:47,486
ONE AT A TIME --
LIKE REALLY SLOWLY --
1581
01:30:47,586 --> 01:30:48,821
CASSIE STUCK AROUND.
1582
01:30:48,921 --> 01:30:53,057
I GUESS FOR HER,
SAM IS WORTH THE WAIT.
1583
01:30:56,848 --> 01:31:01,848
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